Fake bite. The ground beef isn't compressed, as if pinched off by teeth.
Smh faux dangerous-dieters these days
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Pop tare tare
That's basically a McGriddle.
Oh man the fabled ecoli dessert sandwich. Yum.
Thanks, I hate it.
Disgusting and vile. Why do you hate yourself so much!
Pop Tarts,... 🤮
Get yourself some proper toaster strudels! Or toaster scrambles.
Five boy stars
Mitch L. Lynn star.
I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.
I mean this is a shipost....
Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ
We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
That's not where I saw this going. Ha
Check the username. It's 100% what a tapeworm would say.
diarrhea for months, and not the good kind.
=.=™
What the fffaaaa~
also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.
Mett is perfectly fine, just like sushi.
Yes, that's why fish get flash frozen before being used to make sushi, it kills the parasites
Class
Holy fuck this is brilliant.
Mmmm....Pop Tartare.
Edit: damn I thought I was clever didn't even see the heading in the pic.
More like Pop Tartare.
As a German I must sincerely condemn the bread type and ratio. Also: where are onions, salt and pepper?
Also use pork for God's sake
Also use pork for God’s sake
Meh, raw beef tartare is just fine, it's just usually completely unseasoned (in contrast to Thüringer Mett, which is pre-seasoned), so you need to add salt etc. yourself. It's really good with salt, pepper and lemon juice.
Mett is usually unseasoned as well and citrus juice is weird
Don't knock it til you try it. Citrus juice is a great addition to many foods, and it's a classic with raw beef.
Raw Pork? What about trichinosis?
Raw beef is generally safe, not so much ground beef because it's so industrialized it's pieces of thousands of cows so the risk of bad shit is higher. Plus every part has been exposed to the air and surfaces and could be contaminated.
But you can eat beef raw. I've done it, venison too. We were all warned against doing so with pork, or obviously poultry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett
It's a common fast food sold at butcher shops. Handling is not much different to sushi which you also wouldn't want to eat without proper refrigeration.
If it's not safe to eat in your country, your food hygiene laws are lacking.
Raw pork is generally safe too, if you have proper handling in place.
Poultry is... Not recommended outside of Japan.
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Bro ain't gonna make it to GTA 6 🥀🪦
Mett has entered the chat
I guess you're going for hoardes of people vomiting like in that one family guy episode. Might work.
mmh lecker Mettbrötchen.
Pop Tatari
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