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Pretty sure I remember seeing he had a bunch of Naruto fansubs on his computer, too. He could even watch your weird kid and keep them entertained for the night.

Ugh he's an arsenal fan.

Not in my house!

Hitler was a pedophile and complete loser

Osama was a regular family man with somewhat extreme political beliefs who was well educated and relatively normal

I’d pick Osama

Bin Laden could be trusted because from what I know he never purposely wanted kids targeted. One murdered several children, one murdered too many to count in concentration camps as well as ordering soldiers to do it because he didn't see them as human. The last one was a sex pest and I wouldn't trust kids with.

The man had multiple wives and multiple kids. All of which where taken care of financially- so ya seconded

Western educated man who is pissed off at the US for abandoning his political ascension? Slightly better than a meth addicted turboracist, a crazy murderer, and a child molester. I doubt bin Laden is going to be able to do much opinion changing in a single evening and I doubt that he'd outright kill or molest them.

Bin Laden would fuck then but at least he’d marry them first.

Not even remotely close. I saw him first and before seeing the rest of the faces I already knew that this was an usian thing so he was going to be "a major evil".

Fact is, aside religion, we'd have a lot in common, including hating the US so, if any, it would give for an interesting evening for my kids and a more interesting post-evening chat with him.

The other 3, in my eyes, are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

Top left is the perpertrator of (trigger warning, 3 kids killed, I'm leaving the link as it is instead of adding text to it so you know what it is without having to click on it) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children

Bottom right is P Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs. Known for, among other things: helping more talented musicians than himself make good music, dating J-Lo, playing in a Muppets movie, rape parties, domestic violence, guest appearance on Notorious B.I.G's track Mo Money Mo Problems, potentially ordering the hit on 2pac's life, being a general piece of shit with tons of connections and money. He was like the Hip-Hop world's Epstein, though I don't remember if the "performers" at the Diddy Parties were children or adult women, they were definitely getting raped though.

Like those two Americans are so bad that between these 4 people... I'd be most likely to trust bin Laden. In this very hypothetical scenario, because this is a shitpost and in reality if I can't find a sitter and I get to choose between these 4, well guess what, I'm just cancelling my plans and staying home. Might be a tie between bin Laden and Hitler actually, we're not Jewish, Roma or any other minority he tried exterminating.

That's the actress who played Elaine on Seinfeld, and Chris Rock, respectively

Well he was a runner in WW1 so possibly did some killing there. But no I don't think he personally did any after that.

He's a drug addict!

I'm italian so I guess it depends on when on the timeline they plucked him

I think that's the lady currently on trial for murdering her three kids.

Got me good. Thanks!