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[–] TaterTurnipTulip@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

This happened to me when I was about 10. My parents were getting the house renovated and I kept telling them about this noise in ny bedroom. They got one of the contractors to open a little hole and suddenly bees everywhere. That did not help with my fear of bees.

[–] eru777@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Why does everything cost 20k in the US Do most people make a million per year lol

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Salaries in the USA are traditionally much higher than in other countries.

We also tend to pay less taxes.

Then we pay a fuck ton for everything else AND we’re like the cutting room floor for shitty capitalist policies that will be shipped over to yall in a decade or so.

That said a nearly 200k/yr salary on the coasts can leave you still struggling to make ends meet whereas 50k in the flyovers can have you sitting happy.

The USA is made up of so many little economies that show up to be one one big economy.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

You're thinking of mean average salaries. A greater percentage of Americans make minimum wage (or less) than Canadians, and Canadian minimum wage is higher.

There are a small group of rich people offsetting this notion of "Americans get less public services because they make sooo much more money"

Edit: my mistake, I was thinking of how many Americans make less than the Canadian minimum wage, because the American minimum wage is so laughably low

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 14 hours ago

1% of Americans make min wage compared to 9% of Canadians.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Well, building materials are expensive for one. Like, I had to have my roof replaced in the last year or two, and it was $6k, and they only ripped and replaced the plywood, barrier and shingles. They didn't have to worry about cleaning out organic matter, structural issues involved with opening up a wall and removing shit, or the complications of dealing with utilities in wall.

When you factor all the potential issues in, especially if it was a large infestation, costs can add up quickly.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I told my mom about something scary out the window. The didn’t believe me either. Turned out someone was on the side of the house stealing parts off some kind of electrical box.

I don’t remember this. I was told about it later.

I DO remember being afraid of windows until I was an adult.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 1 day ago

Luckily Linux works so well nowadays, huh?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 22 hours ago

Based child Linux user /s lol

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

That is a very young age to experience not being believed by parents. The poor kid, I hope she's not traumatised. It's surprising the things that can mark us.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I'm one of those kids. Either we're over explaining people pleasers or the trauma turned us into monsters.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, children aren't very good at telling the difference between real and fantasy. At least I'm fairly sure my nephew isn't actually Iron Man. Believing everything they say would be gullible at best, stupid at worst. And seriously, this won't be traumatizing because adults didn't believe the kid.

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Neither of us can say that for sure because we don't have the necessary details. Internalisation is no myth, and it's very hard to work with when kids are pre-verbal or have low vocabulary. There are some good books on child (and adult) psychology that explain it better than I will here.

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Was this an experiment in remote parenting or how did they not notice the bees for months?

[–] katze@lemmy.4d2.org 10 points 23 hours ago

I don't know about bees, but last year I noticed wasps crawling in and out a hole on my balcony. I did not think much of it, but noticed the home owner, just to be safe.

Well they send a beekeeper, and that guy explained to me that now it is quiet, but within 4 weeks he expect there to be about 20000 wasps in there, it would be getting really loud and they would have started to find an exit into my apartment. Apparently they multiply really fast.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

They are actually relatively quiet once inside their nest.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back in the day it used to only be 5¢ per bee

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 14 points 1 day ago

AND they let you keep the honey.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Who's their bee guy, amirite?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I once bought a mousetrap with my pocket money and caught the mouse, my parents didn't believe was in my bedroom.

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maybe she should have said it was 60000 bees then?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Maybe she should have said it was a $20,000 bill.

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I just had wasps burrow their way into the side of my house and chew down through the ceiling of my first floor bathroom. That very particular and unnerving scratching noise is fucking burned into my brain.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’re in the walls… oh god… they’re in the walls!

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why would you need to pay for bee removal? Local beekeepers will do it for free in my neighborhood.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Got to open up the walls, clean the honey residue, removing the hive, and rebuild the walls. Getting rid of the bees is the easiest part.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but that’s $20k? I guess 60k bees is a lot

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Walls and shit are expensive, yeah.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

$20K to open up a single wall and put it back up is not reasonable, even in a high COL area

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

until it is a load bearing wall and you need specialists to make sure your house doesn't collapse when replacing it. Also depends on where the house is - if the area is hard to get to with heavy machinery, costs can explode easily.

Edit: Just read the article. The bees started in the attic and went deep into the walls - they had to remove 45kg (100 pounds) of honeycomb out of the walls and had to do three extractions to remove the bees. They fucked up the electrical wiring too (which was probably not limited to the wall with the nest). It also was 20000$ // 16000£.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

BBC would suggest UK, so £20k. But also our walls are often solid rather than wood and plasterboard.

Still sounds a lot unless they were taking over like half the house.

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[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I used to hear scratching in my bedroom walls at night when I was a kid.

My dad said it was probably red squirrels but to me, it was demons trying to claw their way through a portal.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Well? Which was it??

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[–] jestho@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Kiddo, this is good news! We can finally be bees!

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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 day ago

The monsters are real, and they are ~~us~~ 60 kilobees

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I can tell this wasn't written by bees.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's crazy that insurance didn't pay for it because they deemed it "preventable".

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 18 hours ago

That’s why every day I just go and give the tree leaning over my deck a good shove.

The HoA says it’s fine, so I have a document proving this tree that isn’t mine is “ok” and someone else is gonna pay when it falls.

Meanwhile … every day just a little shove to help it along.

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