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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Crazy how the way the heros in that story "win the day" is by killing themselves. One character gets thwarted and is forced to live forever lol.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

At least he won.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I reported as many as I could under “suspected as fraudulent.” Nowhere can I find an option that says “Presale” is not allowed. I’m not that surprised since this is eBay.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It's because presale isn't actually against their policy. What is against their policy is someone putting an inventory up that they haven't confirmed they are going to have.

So like if they have the email from Valve saying "this is the timeframe you get this" and that timeframe is ~~more~~ less than than 40 days out, as long as they can confirm shipment within 40 days of the item listing it's allowed.

I wonder if you get a new report option if the page has been active for more than 40 days, or if said issue requires a buyer to report them when they don't ship within 40

Being said, I think valve should crack down on the resale of their product on platforms like ebay, if they can find a listing that links to a steam account terminate future sales. With how overarching their system is they could likely cite Policy violation and close the entire account as well.

I assume it would be fairly easy to look for identical card numbers across the platform, or require the primary account on the device to be the account that purchased it for at least X amount of days having the system like how phone carriers do with carrier locking.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

This is not rage bait… I’m being sincere here… I beat RDR1&2… wasted hours in other compelling games… and then I realized… what if I put my body into bizarre situations and then treat it like a game…

What is the most compelling vr we will see… basically having the ability to control our game critter the way we can control our own body.

Our body, in a real environment, and our imagination…

Nothing beats it.

Honestly… respond the high console prices with indifference and play the dating sim where when you score you seriously score.

End of lecture.

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago

I mean it's basic economics. The real solution is for companies to price them correctly in the first place. You can also have a lottery, but the current state is silly.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 20 hours ago

I don't know who buys from scalpers anyway. Valve will make more.

[–] vathecka@lemmy.radio 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Pro tip: if youre buying from a physical store, you can just take shit from their cart. They dont own it yet

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

You might have to fight them for it.

These people are crazy, I've seen videos where the poor sales clerks have to call the police on them multiple times because that's how aggressive they'll get.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How would you know if the person is a scalper

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

100 of the same item in the cart

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Okay well you got me there

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

I am doing my part

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

The companies selling multiple to one customer and allowing this are the ones to blame. Screw the scalpers too, but we should be angry with them as well I think.

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Wait I thought the Steam Frame is sold to random people who registered for the purchase? And only one per person? So how do Scalpers purchase them in bulk?

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They don't... If they do, they had many multiple accounts with multiple addresses and payment methods, have actual play time on actual paid (not F2P) games and made a Steam purchase before 2026/04/26. They could be sitting on their accounts for a long while to be ready for this. Don't buy scalper stuff. Only purchase from Valve. Be patient. Used market an old headset if you're new to VR, they're cheap and work today.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago

Ways to buy in bulk aside, there will be people who just buy their one allowed Frame only to scalp it, just like people did with Steam Decks. Most scalpers are not big operations, just people who bought one in order to resell.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 20 hours ago

70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUTNS

OR it's just everyone ordering even if they don't want it and selling it after

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I somehow ended up on a Pokemon card collector Facebook group.

Scalpers are losing thier mind because the drop rates of rare cards are higher in the new sets and they made ALOT of sets.

So a lot of the scalpers are like “how could they do this to us! This is my livelihood “ and all the people who enjoy the game are like “well this is fucking amazing!”

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be sure to rub it in with lemon juice

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wasteing citrus juice? In this economy? I can’t afford that.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Piss is more economically sound

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

And it’s sterile!

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I wanna buy a home server so i sometimes check eBay and FUCKK SCALPERS they buy every computer, remove RAM and SSD ans then sell it again without them at the same price so i cannot afford anything anymore because i have to buy overpriced RAM, overpriced SSDs and over priced computers 🥹

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah this makes my blood boil. It's been happening for yearrss, long before the AIpocalypse. So many used/decommissioned computers on eBay that don't even have RAM. As for storage, there is somewhat of a "data sanitization" angle there, but seeing as how people put used disks up anyways, there is kind of no excuse to not leave them in after sanitizing them.

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

It's infuriating building a home lab in 2026.

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Price it at whatever you like, scalpers, I will not buy it

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But the other thousand buyers will

[–] Minnels@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I would say that those that buy is just as big of a problem as the scalpers. If people would just stop buying... Sad scalper.

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago

Do not look at the tcg scene

Riftbound t1 collectors set was set to drop for 350 usd, scalpers resold it for 6k

Pokemon is the worst tcg, no one plays the card game, it's literally cardboard collection simulator

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Report them all and give them fake offers for the lulz. Even better, when they actually ship, find the people selling them on Facebook and make them drive an hour away while you sit in your room laughing.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Offers count as purchases on eBay, though.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Huh. I may have to revise my strategy then lol

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wish eBay and other popular marketplaces would just enforce msrp or lower for certain categories new

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In the US we need modifications to the first sale doctrine. I don't think it should be done away with all-together but, It should be forced like you said to be MSRP as the ceiling. They also need to codify that licenses to use and digital goods apply to the doctrine meaning that any digital good must have a capability to resell/transfer rights of. Because with everything becoming digital only, its making the entire doctrine useless.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

if they enforced MSRP, then how the hell would places like Nvidia get away with selling above MSRP...

MSRP is bullshit anyways

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[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I recently got lucky and managed to pick up a Cafelat Robot (really hard to get manual espresso maker). It completely sold out in minutes. I paid $495 CAD. I then saw a local listing a few days later, someone was selling one BNIB for $950. It sold in a couple hours. I was so mad when I saw it sold.

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Fun "I Have No Mouth..." story. Daughter wanted to see the Digital Circus movie in theaters, which would include us going with and taking her. So she wanted us to watch the series too, otherwise we'd be watching the movie without the context. And I agreed, ticket purchases and watching, contingent that she get the context that's based on by reading Harlan Ellison first. Can't say she enjoyed it as much as wacky lolsorandom show... but I tried.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago

Scalpers and scammers deserve to be boiled alive by the samurai.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 day ago

I hope I can ruin a scalpers life one day

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