i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2026
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Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
I am a visual learner
You keep sending us terrible leaders
Masturbating doesn't warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
As all the Abrahamic gods have taught us ❤️
Not this year. Notice how there hasn't been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
Yeah, and if we stop wanking, the hurricanes will continue
CRANK THAT HOG BROTHERRRRRRRRRR
HELL YEAH BROTHER I DIDN'T HEAR THAT FIRST BIT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU SAID IT A BIT QUIETLY AND I HAVE POOR HEARING BUT I'M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR SO I CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT AWWOOOOOO
This cannot possibly backfire. I'm sure he's finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
Yeah but instead they took Dolly and Tim …
It's his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Feels like I'm raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
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design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
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get upset at your creation because you didn't want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely... that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god... Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts... You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It's a vicious cycle
When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.
But I just bought this very nice lube :(
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
You don't need a circumcision to enjoy lube on your dick
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
Yes :3c
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
But not all Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with cutting off pieces of baby penises. That's largely an American thing.
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Youve given up on hawk tuah and spit on that thang already?
How quickly we forget...
I'm going to have sex with a hurricane.
we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
My god... climate change isn't real, it's all the gooners fault!
Nofap is retarded.
When will Jesus realise, everything the hurricane rapes is just more fuel to the fire of my loins.
I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.
I was promised hairy palms.
A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.
dances around fire believing in skydaddies
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