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[–] megopie@beehaw.org 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

This is one of those things where it’s probably more hassle than it’s worth to keep them. Like, you can’t really do much with the gold on its own, you’d have to sell it, and you can’t exactly just take it to a pawn shop.

Like, you’d have to go to some big time gold dealer and then they’d be like “yah, cool, where the fuck did you get this? Do you have a bill of purchase? Is there a mark on here from who ever minted it? I’m going to have to tell the authorities about this, don’t want to be liable if it turns out you stole this or obtained it illegally”

Sure you could try and find a less than reputable buyer who won’t ask questions, but now you’re risking getting caught up in some organized crime nonsense assuming you can even find one without pre-existing contacts.

Better just to hand it over and be done with the mess. Hope there is some sort of official reward for doing it. Maybe get some money through doing interviews about it.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 3 points 35 minutes ago

Melt it and make a bunch of gold rings. Pawn those a few at a time.

Those look like at least 10oz bars, so 49x60,000 each is almost 3 million dollars.

Even if lawyers billed half a million, and you got to keep 1/3rd of it, you would still be up a half million.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 55 minutes ago

what happened to the one in the top left lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

while digging

See, this is why it's very important for men, and women, to dig. Wherever you are, home, beach, park, just have a bit of a dig. It's fun and free!

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 19 points 3 hours ago

49 gold bars?!? 39 gold bars is a crazy thing to find digging. I wonder how much you get taxed when you find 29 gold bars. Would you report 19 gold bars? If I found 9 gold bars I think at most I'd be able to part with 1 of the 2 gold bars that I found.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 hours ago

I definitely would’ve absconded with that shit

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I counted, 49 bars in the picture. Hopefully that saves someone else the trouble.

Tap for spoilerUnless I'm lying...

[–] LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Hands down would have taken it all and never spoken to anyone about it but the people I sold them to.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Maybe he found 100, who knows?

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I think finding the gold would be a strong motivation to discover a way to launder it. I don't know how to do it, though.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Long term plan, but...

Begin legitimately prospecting a piece of land legally in Alaska, document that you do so, do some substantial digging/panning etc.

Melt a large bar down into much smaller amounts that are worth only around $500 to $1000 in weight. Sell the melted gold at a local gold precious metals dealer in small batches over the course of many months/years. Claim the profit on your taxes as spoils from your prospecting.

This technique would not work with huge amounts or quantities, and even as I described it, it may bring an audit, since it is likely most prospectors are not that successful.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Except that you’d also have to prove that you know how to refine it to explain why you’re selling pure gold.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 3 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

That's not insurmountable to learn, even something like watching Cody's Labs videos on gold reclamation would be a good starting point.

Overall it would still be tricky to fully pull off without raising suspicion unless the amounts were kept consistently low, at least if you kept it to a 1 person operation.

If you started a gold mining company, hired people to run it legitimately, you could fudge the books on how much was actually mined, sifted, and processed, and that probably wouldn't get a close inspection.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

I may have buried them back up and then taken a shit at the location. Then, under the cover of night, returned to retrieve.

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 165 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can't believe someone buried 49 gold bars over here!
Where did they even get 43 gold bars in the first place?
Oh well, I better go turn these 38 gold bars in to the police.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 74 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Police: o thx for the 13 gold bars!

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Police: Hey, chief! Someone just handed in 8 gold bars!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 38 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Police chief to the press: The young man turned in 3 gold bars to us, what an example

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blimpkit@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 hours ago

Audience: Honey, they stole 3 gold bars from local pd.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 114 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (9 children)

There is absolutely no way I'd have turned those in.

Edit: I found the article, the lad may have a payout coming to him.

It is now held in Brussels as authorities investigate its legal ownership. Belgian law mandates a five-year waiting period for claimants; afterward, the find could be divided between Kobe and the property owner if no owner comes forward and it's not criminal money.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/katematthams/2026/08/15/summer-job-student-finds-gold-stash-worth-over-10-million/

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 108 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Hope he gets his due. I cannot fathom the mind that sees Fuck You-money and immediately thinks "oh gosh, I need to give this to a cop!" But I'm sure he meant well.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 51 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

He wasn't alone when he found it. It was an entire construction team, building and digging on a municipally owned site which was publicly accessible and almost certainly monitored, if remotely.

There was no conceivable way to keep that find quiet under those circumstances.

So if he did manage to pinch off one, props to him.

[–] mr_rusty_shackleford@lemmy.world 68 points 9 hours ago (17 children)

Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 44 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 2 points 3 hours ago

Imagine doing that 98 times

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 54 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

hundred thousand in cash

groceries

In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600

[–] ximtor@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

What the actual fuck is going on over there. My condolences

[–] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 19 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Just some minor societal collapse. Don't worry, we'll totally get better...

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[–] quill7513@anarchist.nexus 3 points 5 hours ago

just everything being expensive because we pay the monetary price of the colonial wars our oligarch overlords enact abroad to enrich themselves

[–] plateee@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Don't forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.

Tree needs taking down? Cash.

Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.

Annoyingly, you can't actually use "cash" cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.

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[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.social 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

7*7=49

Must have buried a square of them (wink wink)

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, we can confirm the delivery of 45 gold bars at our police department.

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[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 24 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would you give them to authorities?

[–] tjoa@feddit.org 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe it’s illegal, it’s vastly different from country to country but last time I checked finding treasure on your own property does not mean you own it 100%. Which i think is crazy but yea.

[–] bertlewirth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Which is pretty fucking stupid because if a mining company finds loot, they’re allowed to go mine it for decades and make billions.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I remember when we could "find" treasure currently owned by other civilizations and throw it on a boat, take it home and just claim it was "found". Times change I guess.

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