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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

6 or 3, depending

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] coriza@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It misses at least 2 more. Full on sweater + sweater pants and my favorite on winter, sweater + shorts or underwear. You pull the blanket from the feet up so it is easier to regulate warmth than with pants and shirt for example.

[–] TTimo@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Beth@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

1+socks and a sweater. No matter how hot, I have to be fully dressed.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Straight up, what's with this dayshift post?

I'm out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they're over there sleeping!

I haven't slept at night since I was a wee lad!

[–] python@lemmy.world 87 points 6 hours ago (3 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 3 hours ago

That kind of shit will get you visited by three ghosts.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 23 points 5 hours ago

honk shoo mimimi swag

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 45 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Imagine this... It's -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you're done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

That's more of an answering the door kind of outfit.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.

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[–] Slayer@infosec.pub 6 points 6 hours ago
[–] kepix@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

just had number 4 last two nights, highly recommended. this bear knows his shit.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Hi, Mr Duck!

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

I’m a 3 all the time. Central Texas.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

1 most of the year, 5 if it's summer, 3 if it's still over 90F in my bedroom (all time high was 105F) when I'm trying to sleep.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 hours ago

I sleep in whatever I pass out in.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 10 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Y'all sleep with clothes on?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm naked as we speak. 🥂

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I often am when I'm on Lemmy.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Same I can't feel good wearing clothes to sleep especially a shirt

[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Hello fellow #6.

[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Being naked is the only right way to sleep. You can also wear socks if you extra kinky.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'd have to, I have ~~bad~~ kinky circulation.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Implying nobody sleeps with a shirt, pants, and socks.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Kofi has clearly never had a girl sleep over at his place in nothing but one of his shirts.

[–] StoneStar@feddit.nl 5 points 3 hours ago

Right? It's hands-down the sexiest one.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Where's the 2 but without the shirt?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Those are briefs, not shorts.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

2 ain't shorts either. Those are boxer briefs. Both are underwear.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, still not quite the same, but not my preference either then.

I guess not 2. I love my comfy shorts and only those.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

And 4 but with a blue t-shirt!

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Normally 6, but if it gets really cold it's 4. That way my wife can actually see it's cold when I get out of bed.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Same. My wife always needs to have the bedroom window open (at least a little bit) for fresh air, no matter how cold it gets and my shoulders hurt pretty badly after a full night of cold air on my upper back. A t-shirt solves that.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to propose 8 – my partner.

Two to three top layers. Panties and long pyjama pants. Two pairs of socks. We live in central Europe.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Xavier is everywhere and working hard.

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago

When did he become Xavier? In my memories he was alwas named Pakalu Papito.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

3 in the summer

2 in the winter

4 when I'm drunk

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I do a six. Being in just my underwear without clothes on has never felt right under any circumstances.

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