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Just wanted to point out we had flying cars way before tesla

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[–] Cliff@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly this is why we won’t have flying cars, your car breaking down on the street is one thing. Your car breaking down flying over a neighborhood is a totally different thing.

[–] SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app 8 points 2 days ago

"There was a problem with the credit card used for your flight subscription. Service will be canceled immediately."

[–] ByteHandler@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Please do not the car

[–] DjangoFett@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine how bad your average driver is on a single plane of movement. Like, they're already going forward and can move in a single other dimension and look at the chaos we already have.

Now let's go on and add the vertical axis and the exponential difference that makes in just how much a single human can utterly fuck with one or more others.

Now let's add road rage into the mix and give people the ability to straight up dive bomb anybody they get mad at.

I don't ever want flying cars in the hands of the masses. Ever.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flying cars have existed for a while. You need a pilots license. And well they're not practical one bit. It's why they make the drone things. And those are a mess. Power lines or a strong gust of wind and good luck.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

flying cars are the perfect use case for tiny dirigibles: how fast have you ever seen a blimp move?

this could never happen twice.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

classic lol. Although now that I think about, I don't remember the last time I've even seen a blimp. I think anything in the air is just asking for trouble. Even the automated stuff. Too many security vulnerabilities and not enough people doing cybersecurity. Even going back to college, I don't want to deal with it more than a hobby.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i have a friend who does hot air balloon festivals and we are their cooks when we go with. outside of those, yeah it's been a while

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I didn't know those we're a thing. Sounds pretty cool.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago
[–] TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Why did it have to be an Altima?

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh shit they got my picture!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Every damn time I get behind a ramped trailer I have to fight the intrusive thoughts!

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spain mastered this technology already in 1973:

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I knew you would be here for us in this time of great need.

The OG "you cant park here" moment.

[–] TheWinged7@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Ya can't park that there mate

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are you sure they didn't just DoWNLoAd it?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Not yet. Clearly they just finished uploading it.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago

her: my parents aren't home

me:

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Any car can be a flying car if you drive it wrong enough

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

CHITTYCHITTYBANGBANG

Tap for spoilerFlying car cheat in GTA SA

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I want to say for 3 and VC too, though it's been like 20 years since I've typed that in. You can spawn a tank, spin the turret around, use the cheat, and hurl yourself across the broken bridge. You get a... 4? star wanted level, but you're in a freaking tank. Just don't stop so the cops can't open the door...

does it sing the song too?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Now this would be a rad wall painting.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You may find yourself 
Behind the wheel of a large automobile 
You may find yourself 
In a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife 
And you may ask yourself 
Well, how did I get here?

And you may ask yourself 
How do I work this? 
And you may ask yourself 
Where is that large automobile? 
And you may tell yourself 
This is not my beautiful house 
And you may tell yourself 
This is not my beautiful wife

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Every car is a flying car if used properly.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can make anything fly with enough thrust!

(Thrust, weight, drag, and lift!)

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

RFC 1925 (3)

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

We have a perfectly good flying car at home

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 5 points 2 days ago

If you think running off the road killing a couple of people is bad, wait until some idiot runs out of gas hurtling through town at 100 KPH. The south African nazi takes out a building downtown. Damn... I've seen this movie before.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This happens in Beloit, WI, on somewhat of a regular occurrence...

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why dont people in Wisconsin grow a pair and claim the Upper Peninsula from Michigan as their manifest destiny demands?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Then weed would be illegal....

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

suddenly we are going to have a lot more weird parking jobs... but much better explanations for them

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

well i guess one of my dreams came true (literally)

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

Idk how to post videos here and I'm too lazy to convert to gif; https://i.imgur.com/DITVf1P.mp4

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That left quite the cavity. Looks like it's gonna be hard to extract.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The driver just drilled it right in there. The hole is large, but filled nicely

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You should post this in youcantparktheremate

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

We'd have so many miniature 9/11s if the Roadster makes it to market as-is it'll make every tenth building look like a 1950's-themed diner.

[–] TN2VOA@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR!

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago