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I think they said they used a t shirt cannon for that or something powerful and Timmy said the impact actually hurt but he pushed through.
I hate it, take my upvote!
Oven bacon is best bacon.
My favorite, baked spleens
I'm going to need clarification on what kind of recipe that is. Has serious AI vibes to it. The only round beans I know of are garbanzo/chick pea and they don't typically get oven baked with crackling.
the Image was sourced from here https://masalamonk.com/baked-beans-recipe/
Those photos are so confusing. None of them look right, but the towels and bakeware are pretty consistent which ai struggles with so I feel like they're real. But then there's different baking dishes in some of the photos? But the towels are the same between shots. Kind of implies the author either made beans for 100 people, or dirtied every dish in their kitchen with the same set of beans for photos. Or ai has gotten just good enough that I'm left wondering.
Either way, I'd pick a different recipe lmao. I didn't read any of it but the layout/amount of text is insane.
Honestly I don't know either and I am a photographer. I worked in a studio next door to a guy that did culinary photography, so the multiple dishes doesn't surprise me at all. But there are some weird things going on with the photos and I'm not sure if it's just overly photoshoped, the bokeh looks fake / gausian blur, they have alos cranked up shadows and highlights, or because Adobe does have AI built into photoshop now real photos are becoming AI enhanced slop.
I don't know, it's getting hard to tell
100% slopola. Look at the patterns on the background ingredients, and some of the main subjects. Beans and grains(?) do not align like that in a bowl. It has more detail but still stuffs up basic shit, e.g. almost no sauce stuck to the inside of the can, mid-pour.
Thanks for the reference and bean recipe!
Yeah I'm learning towards this being slopperoni
The whole site is slop
Those aren't beans, they're M&M's!
I believe in oven baked soup recipe
My granny always said:
You ain’t shit if your beans aren’t smoked bitch.
Tell your granny she needs to pick up her teeth.
My beans need a break and I'm really not sure if these things can go in the dishwasher.
Sorry to tell you but she died twenty years ago.
Then she has to sweep up her teeth.
Those beans are going to be smoked whether they like it or not.
Oh god I’m surrounded by beanists. Next thing you know everyone is gonna be admitting to being a dean supremacist
Based on German ovens?
She'll pretty much have to...
That's actually the shadow left over from the Hiroshima level ass rip.