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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 98 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

Is this gain

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Just picture the alternate timeline we could be in if THIS was the original, and loss was the edit...

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Harambee would have lived.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

And Hitler & Trump's mothers would've gotten abortions.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Ok so I traveled back in time to test this. Inconvinced the cartoonist to change the strip to this and guess what? We beat climate change and world hunger.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 41 points 3 months ago

The pleasant ending I didn’t know I wanted

[–] tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Gainz 💪👶

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I II

II IIi

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 17 points 3 months ago

I've saved this photo to announce to my brother my son has been successfully born in January.

And if not then I'll send Loss

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

Been a while since ive seen this

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why does he seem disappointed in the last panel? Did he expect something else?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

He expected a GBA with hands that would high five him.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He missed the birth of his kid dude that would be sad

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's fair, but he just looks annoyed.

Like "oh, that's why you called me for? All this fuss about it for nothing important?".

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

YOU COULDN'T HAVE HELD IT FOR 10 MINUTES LILAH?!

Stab, blood squirt

There, a typical CAD comic ending for you.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"Aw, shit, the bills are coming."

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh cool, now let's do Loss 2 with a bad ending to this one.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is that the one where she dies too?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Final panel: Earth explodes

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Yes, Godzilla one

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

why does she have dreamworks face?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago