Because you drank all the happy fun ones away.
BucketBong
joined 1 week ago
Fuck, thats a good price.
Jizz is already a musical style, its what those aliens play in the cantana in star wars.
So, what you are saying is, I need to make a jazz band that does 30 second songs.
Like, dont get me wrong, we want to like you guys again, you just need to get the exterminator in and exterminate the rat infestation you have going on.
Unfortunately beyond another assassination attempt, which isn't the best option, its gonna take your politicians growing a fucking pair and removing him themselves, they have the system to do it and he sure as fuck meets the requirements.
You all also need to get the fuck out and vote them out next election, dont listen to the bots saying "stay home" go out and vote the Nazis out.
Here's how I see it, if you dont vote, you dont get to bitch about the government.
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: what's this about my verandah?
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: Sorry, I... I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.
For Americans, for the rest of us, we can confidently say, you failed to win a war you started for no reason at all, your country has become an utter failure, no one can trust a single thing coming out of your country, from the food, to the media, to the words of the president, absolutely nothing is trusted with the american seal of approval, your tech industry is just an extension of the goverment now, so can't trust that either.
I'll give you one thing tho, you are unifying the world in mockery of your sad pathetic actions.
Ohh it happened, that really happened....
Directly from hegseths twitter.
People mourn in different ways.