Dookieman12

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

It only saves your sanity if you have a full AMD build. Otherwise, you better be an IT pro or have the time and inclination to do a lot of learning. Nvidia drivers are notoriously problematic with Linux

 
 
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Scooby Doo taught us the real monsters are the people we think we know.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Same. All US American corporate food chains are slop factories at an industrial scale. They're all supplied by Sysco, the same company that supplies USA's prisons.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 10 points 7 hours ago

Well, it's low effort, and it's OC. I vote yes, this is a shitpost.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 1 points 7 hours ago

I agree. I didn't really have AI in mind when I made this (though I'm very strongly against AI).

I made this because I think McDonald's food is "slop" in the sense that they just mass produce it and shove it out there without caring about how good it is.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta make sure you get enough fiber and water. Try some metamucil to get things moving short-term, more fruit to help you out long term.

You can also try researching pelvic floor stretches and diaphragmatic breathing exercises, which should help relax your muscles.

Finally, if you feel like it's right there on the cusp, but you can't seem to get it over the edge, try blowing your nose. That should contract your core muscles and give you that extra little push.

 
 
 
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago

That's a good idea. Brb

 
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you're asking whether the image is AI generated, the answer is no. I made this myself using Paint in about 15 minutes.

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 59 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The horse rectum and anus are a marvel of engineering. Together, they're capable of expelling waste, segmenting waste, and cleaning themselves, with one contraction performed by a single muscle.

As the sphincter contracts, it pushes out the waste, while also tightening to divide the waste into precisely segmented portions. If you weigh the individual pieces of waste, they weigh the same, within only a half ounce or so of each other.

After the waste is expelled, before the sphincter relaxes, it squeezes the rectum in the direction of the anus, effectively cleaning the rectum of any remaining waste.

This design has been replicated mechanically and applied to countless manufacring processes. Just about any time some amount of fluid needs to be precisely portioned out on an assembly line, it uses a device that was designed to be basically a mechanical version of a horse's asshole because it does such a good job of dispensing consistent quantities while minimizing waste, requiring very little maintenance and upkeep, and being very simple to build.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Ew, gross. My condolences. Glad it was your first place and not your current place.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cool community, cool posts. I can see myself lurking there, but probably not posting very much. I like shitposting and they seem to prefer more effort than what normally goes into your average shitpost

 
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