ElDuderino

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

At least people wear cotton.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

Our eye. For security purposes.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

There's the exception that proves the rule.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

May he have many eyes on him

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Personally, I wouldnt fuck him with somebody else's dick.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is mapquest any good these days.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I find a gun in a bathroom stall at the airport, I'm keeping it lol

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago

Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago

All my Indian homies say this joke isn't racist.

[–] ElDuderino@lemmus.org 13 points 1 week ago

A real American secures the crosswalk by firing his AR15.

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