An act that was clearly illegal given that he misrepresented emergency information, and I expect the exact same punishment will be recieved for THIS tampering of things.
SARGE
and a gentrified neighborhood I can’t afford to live in anymore.
Gunshots at 2am and random shed fires should make quick work of that problem. I hear those have a way of lowering property value.
Leaving a few broken down vehicles in your front yard is a more legal way, I guess.
I mean, he was the head of the company that wanted to be making them, of course he predicted they'd be everywhere and tiny.
until we feel whole.
I mean, I'm down to keep stealing shit until I die.
Uncaring?
You really think they don't care how they ruin people's lives?
Quite the contrary. They relish in the suffering. The cruelty, as always, is the point.
Fuck them sideways with a Guillotine.
Having ridden in Ye Olde Wagons before, this is actually what you should do.
Get out, unload whatever weight you can, and make the wagon as light as possible, then you try to get it out by unburying the wheels and putting something hard for them to roll on.
we had 2x10 boards (and a few small 2x4 chunks) in the wagon and shovels, as the route we were using was through cow pastures and corn fields.
Truth doesn't matter, reality doesn't matter, their OWN MYTHOLOGY doesn't matter to them. Most of them haven't even read their own manual outside the dozen or so cherry picked verses that they use somewhat interchangeably for conflicting messages, once a week for 45 minutes.
"Why are you so afraid of answering questions?"
"democrats answer questions like this every day, surely you want to prove you're better than them?"
Get digs at their egos. At the very least, there may be one or two conservatives out there who see that and go "yeah, why IS he afraid of answering a simple question?"
"A great American city is on the precipice of being run by a communist who has publicly embraced a terroristic ideology,”
I'd love for reporters to start pushing politicians when they say dumb shit. Don't just let them say it and then gawk at the camera like you're Jim from the office or move on with questions.
"in what way are you concluding that Mr. Mamdani is a communist? Are you aware of the difference between communism and socialism, and could you explain how he is a communist?"
"what terrorist ideology? waits for answer In what way is this the ideology of a terrorist?"
Show that they have no idea what the words they spew mean. Show that they're just using buzzwords that sound scary.
And then give the facts.
I fully expect the regime to announce they're arresting ATC personnel who quit.

"Wait what the fuck? Oh so they're being satirical and actually stating the exact opposite?.... Oh. No they're serious. What the fuck?"
-My Internal Thoughts reading this.