SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

My sister and I would make people around us uncomfortable with our "fighting" but the second someone tries to butt in and take one side, we both would jump down their throats that they have no right to talk shit about the other sibling. And Your Deity help you if you actually raise a hand against one sibling, because you might catch a baseball bat in the neck from the other.

It's like my mother. I am allowed to call my mom an asshole for certain things, but the second someone else does it, that's not cool.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody wants "Trumps' Nussy" to be a phrase they've pictured, yet here we are.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 4 weeks ago

Ever notice the nickelodeon logo once looked like a normal splat of goo, then it became a foot?

Ever notice that some of the shoes had some odd camera angles that highlited the literal children's feet?

Dan Schneider:

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 4 weeks ago

We broke out the deep-core drill, and set it up in sub-basement level 419.

It's gonna be a rough few years. (fingers crossed it's just a few years...)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 60 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I have told managers, to their faces, I do not have a smart phone... While holding my smart phone.

So far, while most have quite noticeably glanced at my phone, none have actually called me out on it.

If any of them ever do, I will just get a prepaid flip phone and use that for work.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I choose to believe violet08 is a robotic cat, and simply pretending to be a woman in hornyposting mode because they enjoy trolling.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Because the kind of brain that thinks "I deserve all this money" is broken, and not even close to resembling the brain that thinks "I should use the extra money I have to help others"

The two things are incompatible. Shit, I wouldn't even feel comfortable showing my face to employees who don't earn close to what I take. I'd be too ashamed that I'm essentially stealing from them since I'm not doing to work of 20 people (let alone 150,000) by myself.

The brain that doesn't have that shame doesn't even think about others, unless it's in the context of "how can I exploit this"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago

Men is indeed too headache.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

It has always been appropriately named.

It's just that most people assumed it meant "defending the country" instead of "defending rich pedophiles"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

I once donated $50.

It's not much, but I've definitely got my money's worth and then some over the years.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, my rooms tend to get hot by themselves, so it's less "cool it then heat it" and more "cool it, then stop cooling and let it warm up naturally around morning"

Except in winter, I guess. Then it's just "don't heat until morning"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have always wanted a programmable thermostat, so I can sleep to nice cool air, but wake up to almost uncomfortably hot, because that will force me to get out of bed and be something resembling human.

Instead I'm a burrito, all wrapped up and warm

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