SARGE

I once had a long-time friend (through her shirt/sleeve holes) take her bra off and throw it at me and then sit on my lap at a party once.

It was another 3 years before I found out she had a huge crush on me and was hoping I would do literally anything other than sit there awkwardly

More like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-s sir, please stomp on me harder with your big heavy boots"

Only if you participate in an instance that tracks such things.

I know startrek.website tracks individual comments and posts, but not overall. So I would have to go back and check each individual comment and add up the total if I cared to find out how many points I have accumulated.

I know some don't track any at all.

I know lemmy.world tracks at least comment votes.

I understand that a basic point system allows people to sort comments a little easier, but it really can reinforce echo chambers.

I am guilty of often sorting posts with dozens of comments by top vote ranking, but I try to just do oldest to newest comments.

You need another stone that has gaps slotted into it to slide against the cupped stone. That helps keep things flat. Not perfect but good enough for my knife making hobby.

I don’t need computers to eat.

Yet.

For my regular headphones, not much. I can use the buttons on them to cycle through sound modes (no modification, sound canceling, and external mics) as well as the normal things like switch volumes, tracks etc.

Once I got the update, I deleted the app and got an older one. If they make it mandatory somehow, I'll just not use the app and get different brand headphones when these break.

I use apkmirror to get old versions of apps

No, they mean department of defense.

The president and his cabinet don't arbitrarily decide names. There are actual procedures to go about doing so.

Alternatively if you feel like it doesn't matter since theyre all going along with it, I feel like the DOD and Gulf of Mexico are two of the very few entities it's okay to deadname, along with Twitter.

Anker?

I noticed their soundcore app did that last time I connected to wifi and it auto-updated... Inimmediately went looking for an old apk.

I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet.

And it gets everywhere.

Just like the shitty US fascist police...

Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer

Well, other than your health.

Although you aren't really deep frying it directly. Just by proxy.

Source: own one and do not regret

Talking shit about financially struggling families during one of the worst wealth disparities in history is way trashier than a person's roommate having a child.