SARGE

Yeah but some rando on the internet thinks it's ugly, so ewe better keep burning the planet instead.

A bit rude to call humans monkeys, that's extremely insulting.

Monkeys aren't dumb enough to blow themselves up.

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, even though it has a monkey kind of shape.

Regular Transporters don't work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.

I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.

But who has time for that...

Literally, yes.

My supervisor at work has 2 broken teeth and one is cracking, he can't have food on his right side of his mouth and about once a month has go eat soft foods because the cracked tooth on his left side hurts again.

Another coworker has a knife wound because he managed to slice his arm open with his own folding knife (not suicidal just stupid), and he's just self-treating even though it looks infected.

I have had bronchitis multiple times in my life when I didn't have any insurance and even when I was so weak it took all my strength to crawl to the bathroom, going without eating for several days because I can't make it downstairs to the kitchen, because just the urgent care visit would have sent me into years of debt.

My sister ignored signs of cancer until her daughter asked her to go to the doctor. It could have been operated on if she had gone earlier. Now it's chemo and fingers crossed.

This shithole country kicks people when they're down andat least 1/3 of the population is polishing the boot as the rich are kicking us.

I read this as "maximum breast gains" and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.

Legit every time someone from the US says "indian" and it's not immediately obvious in context, I ask "do you mean people from India, or Native Americans?"

Sir/Ma'am/Enby, this is a shitpost.

Too Dumb to Be a Cop

That's unpossible.

Gotta shift those goalposts.

I'm sure if we ever manage to organize a national, indefinite strike, there will still be people like this saying it's not real action so it's irrelevant.

Some people won't be happy until they see bodies of dead Americans in a bloody civil war, but they just don't have the courage to come out and say it.

Now now, let's not pretend that you'll go straight to jail.

First they audit you for two years, combing through every single thing while causing constant stress, and then you go to jail.

Because you didn't keep that receipt from the Amish store where you got snacks on a road trip.

I mean, yeah, being required to do something or else you'll be starving and homeless is pretty fucked up and worthy of a day being ruined.