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He should wear a cape when skiing.

We all know how the story ends.

I look at it as a learning experience!

"Don't bring a gun to a protest!"

The poors always come out on top!

DID I STUTTER???

Thank god she wasn't also an atheist and a lawyer or we'd never get a word in!

You earned $95 so you could pay $70.

They have your $70 and have grants, subsidies, tax credits, interest-free loans, slave labour, and a CEO who earns $5000/hr golfing.

Boomer from Hamilton , Ontario, Canada, and growing up it was probably 70% shoes ON in my parts...lots of kids, in and out constantly. Obviously, snow and mud were exceptions. The 30% shoes OFF homes were the outliers...

It wasn't until my late teens that I started to notice a shift, personally and societally, to shoes OFF.

Nowadays, even if the host *insists* that I keep my shoes ON, it doesn't feel right, so I tend not to.

White House attempts to brush off #racist video reposted by #Trump

“This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from the Lion King. Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.

The Saudis will buy it for $6 trillion, and open an air base in Tampa.

That's a phallicy.