starlinguk

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‘Who should I vote for?’ Voters turn to A.I. before casting their ballots in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't people who are that stupid vote R anyway?

Trump Blurts Out Vile Scheme to Rig Midterms as Polls Take Brutal Turn in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh God, why are all y'all still going on about impeachment? Shit like that no longer works.

What do you call an Irishman who stays outside all summer? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't work because it should be Paddy.

I tried to tell the Shepard my latest flock of sheep joke in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

*Shepherd.

How do you get down from an elephant? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They don't pluck live ducks (or geese), you know.

I put it to you that the use of plastic down is much crueler because it kills way more animals.

What's your Dad Score? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Does "look, cows" count?

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Paddy. His name isn't Patricia.

Dadboats rule in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).