Who is she?
swab148
joined 2 years ago
Tbf, I don't think there's any record of even historical Jesus to have shat himself, so that is an "opposite," in a way.
Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it's also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.
Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of "being the first guy to fall asleep at the party" so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.
"Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?"
A - "A move"
I figured you'd want some fabric in those sensitive areas
This is the most relatable one yet
They're great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!
It's grey, she just likes the color
Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you
Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose
How'd you find my diary?
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This guy gets it