xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

ignore him, he hates Jebrews

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Thanks. I tried looking at the people the Unabomber killed and I couldn’t find shit

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the words of the almighty Megatron - “I accept! I accept!”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Do you mind if your second thought goes to scrubbing my dishes? I’ll pay it in b12 or whatever brains like

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 2 months ago

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago

A place to moisturize

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what a shattering experience

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago

Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

That’s the 11111

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 73 points 3 months ago (7 children)

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

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