It’s ppressprs, idiot
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
11 out of 12 wolves disagree
labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”
funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before
LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS
Hey, if that’s what shit wanted to call shitself, who am I to deny shim?
oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?
get (not)wrecked, intersectionoid
Protein bars are necessary for health? I’ve been boofing them for years
Like wood?
I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.
That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.