xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 110 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

no thats what makes metals magnetic

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so

[–] xkbx@startrek.website -1 points 2 months ago

why is the UN so hell bent against OP?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

its spelt feromophnes

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 2 months ago (10 children)

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

yeah but he could also be a freak in the sheets as well as a menace on the sheets ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i think you do gods work

the work of a god that hides in heaven because he fears his own creation

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

dammit

the 3 minutes i spent on this

wasted

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