xkbx

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

The comments might get a little Messi

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

He was very cat-like, to be fair

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

I knew it

I daren’t question doja cat’s choices

have you never beheld a sweet, buttered cob