xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

visit them in full furry regalia

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 1 week ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

barking noises

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 1 week ago

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 59 points 1 week ago (6 children)

ai didnt diddle no kids but those ceos did

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

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