xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I sure hope that was unsalted

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 55 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is just plum ridiculous!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 50 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then who did the surgery on my son??

 
 
 
 
 
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
 
 
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