Sgaphetti
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joined 2 years ago
I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy
A midnight squealer
you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
Outside, where grass is real and may be touched
“God I wish I’d shoot him like I shot that kid back in Vietnam”
If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today