xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 71 points 4 months ago (7 children)

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

am I too old or is this too loud

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 4 months ago

sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 4 months ago (5 children)

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

I wish the doublest p for thee

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 242 points 4 months ago (3 children)

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil

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