xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

yeah pretty much the same reaction everyone had

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought the problem is that the amount of dog bites don’t go down when you ban breeds - it just changes to another?

All the studies I’ve seen suggest strong licensing over all dogs, regardless of breed, is the most effective at reducing dog bite injuries and fatalities

That said I’m not great at extrapolating data so if someone can point out anything I’ve missed in that, I’d greatly appreciate it.

https://www.dogbitestudies.org/

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Somewhat phallic object looking like it’s about to enter some sort of cavity

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I see it now, but I do think you’re both high and a pervert

Nothing wrong with either, I just don’t think the format or the drugs served your meme well. Keep glistening on, you crazy chicken

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

bum bum bum bum bummmmmmm…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago

God the age of this is older than some Lemmy users and it’s no less funny

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 2 weeks ago

“Guys, I gotta take a HUGE shit. Also, I might be a while because I’ll be furiously masturbating.”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

bless his coming and his going

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Your tone indicates anger, but your subject matter indicates something fun

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

Listen, sport, what you don’t understand is that you can be a great mechanic, but that doesn’t mean that you know SHIT about the race. Fact is, you’re gonna just carefully turn your corners, brake when you should accelerate, and stay in the pit when you could be circling those losers on two broken axles. Yeah, sure, you risk a little spinout once in a while. You just gotta get the car back straight and get in the race again. And yeah, you might crash. That’s why you wear a flame-retardant suit. And yeah, the fiery explosion might kill, maim, and injure all the fans, their children, burn all the small defenceless animals in the vicinity, and the resulting pollutants will likely give cancer to the staff & crew. But that’s what the insurance is for! And yeah, it’s expensive, but y’all got to get together and pool your money, or else people in the racing seat don’t get their trophies for winning, or exorbitant salaries as consolation prizes.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No. I can’t explain it, really, but my dad knows a guy

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

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