xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

you could be a racoon for all we know

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of My Very Eager Mother but at 533%

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

like my pasty white ass when I go out in a speedo

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 weeks ago

The ouroboros of choke sex

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago

im gonna need a sip to verify

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 73 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the S stands for hot

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