Hard Pass

(deadass tho, only good use for ai)

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How do you monitor your homelab network for internal attackers? E.g. you have a publicly available service and theres a vulnerability that you miss or you pull a bad update and suddenly someone has access to your VM/machine/container. How could you increase the chances of automatically detecting that?

The built in IDS in opnsense seems pretty useless, and doesn't really help detect if e.g. someone is trying to exploit services between your vlans (I could be using it wrong though).

Crowdsec in opnsense is nice but it seems to also be primarily for protecting from malicious actors coming from the WAN.

I've heard about the opnsense zenarmor plugin but you have to agree to a privacy policy to use it?

Another option I guess would be collecting firewall logs and making custom notifications for things that you think would be suspicious on your network.

I also know update cooldowns and not exposing anything could largely solve this too, but the monitoring and alerting question really interests me.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47604508

sry four posting 6 mins late in my timezone, Jerboa couldn't find the image so i posted on desktop instead.

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Synology is for work files, photos, Unifi, and a few other misc items. Right now Unraid is just for Jellyfin w/ Tailscale access. Homeassistnat literally just runs a dashboard and a few lights + plugs but I mostly went back to wyze for that. Raspiblitz is for bitcoin node and lightning.

Sometimes I think I should consolidate but it's a daunting idea so for now I'm running them all.

The genie replied, “Weurd wush… but U wull grant ut.”

i mean, i didnt swallow it, but i sure put it in my mouth and chewed it

the reason why was, i thought it was a browny, because i was a dumbass homeless person, and i was hallucinating,

and it was broad daylight but i was hungry,

and i was going through the trash for food, and i saw it in the bottom of a cup and i thought it was like brownie bites

so i tossed it down

and gave it a chew

but it was dog shit

and i learned some horrible things that i wished i hadnt

oh and it had glass in it, like broken glass, cause i guess the dog had eaten some broken glass

but like, the horrible thing was,

it didnt taste as bad as it smells; it was a mild enough flavor on the inside that it took a few seconds to realize what it was

it almost kindof tasted like food of some kind

ya know it fooled me for like one second until i tasted the glass

anyway it turns out, that shit actually tastes more like the original food than you think, on the inside,

and that bad shit smell is mostly on the outside just from bacteria

i wish i didnt know that

and now ive told you that, because you downvoted my last post 8 times

and this is your punishment

this is your consequence

dont do it again i have worse stories

much worse

(eh i dunno; that ones pretty bad)

maybe thats my worst but you got it

dumbasses

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