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[Nancy sees a sign posted on a bank window which reads: Visit our loan department]
[Nancy stands before a bank clerk]
Nancy: I’d like to borrow two dollars
Clerk: For what?
[Nancy speaking to the clerk]
Nancy: The circus is in town
Clerk: It is?
[Nancy and the clerk sit in a crowd at the circus enjoying ice cream while they watch the show. It’s loss. The comic was loss all along.]
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Just kidding, it’s also loss.
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cross-posted from: https://leminal.space/post/35614589
The Forgiveness of Jon
Met by Saint Jon The Archangel in the writhing pits of hell, the beast was pinned, prone on the floor. He had taken many forms throughout the ages. From the creator of man to the far reaches of the universe, his perpetual reincarnations reigned throughout space and time… until now. His form was weak, the opposition strong. The time for atonement had finally come.
Battered, torn, exposed, the beast slacked his gaping maw.
"I'm sorry, Jon" he whispered.
The archangel raised his flaming blade.
"You are forgiven, Garfield"
And the beast exhaled his last.
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Still from SNES Super Godzilla with Godzilla in front of a tall building, with an inset of a woman with a text caption that reads: Go ahead and destroy AI data centers Godzilla. Make the people happy
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Same reaction when a youngling starts flirting.
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'Bond Villain' Jeff Bezos Claims 'You Could Double the Taxes I Pay' and It Won't Help Anyone
(www.commondreams.org)
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I take back everything I said in my previous post because of this
