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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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Here is a link to learn more about the bill.

It is also important to note this legislation also includes language for ongoing, real-time monitoring. Not just verification

Here is a summary from the link shared above:

Requires manufacturers of internet-enabled devices to conduct age assurance to determine a user's age category and provide all websites, online services, online applications and mobile applications on such user's internet-enabled device and/or application store manufactured by the covered manufacturer with a digital signal that such user is a covered minor as well as the age category of such covered minor via a real-time application programming interface (API).

I love the inclusion of the API acronym; all super serious sounding. Like these dumb pedophiles even know what an API is!

You are encouraged to have an opinion about this. It is obvious what is happening here.

Do you have the spine to be remembered?

We are at an epic turning point in human history. Those who rise to meet that standard are today's heroes.

The real world, filled with everyday people, needs individuals who embody a willingness to say "Get fucked!"

If this is your first time learning about heroics, look up information about the "hero's journey". Also known as the "monomyth".

It's okay to be new. What isn't okay is to sit on the sidelines in today's world.

You are alive today. Take full advantage of it.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I’ll go back to buying porn in person with cash.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

“So just ball bludgeoners 2, heavy breathing from the closet 42, and my little cumshot: friendship with benefits. Will that be all?”

“Toss in a tube of KY and a hemorrhoid cream. Mama’s going cave diving tonight.”

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It didn't feel even remotely normal even when it was normal.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

I dunno, I’ve been in plenty of porn and sex shops and the atmosphere was usually reminiscent of a convenience store with sparkles. It’s genuinely not a big deal, unless you begin spontaneously masturbating in the aisle. Paying for porn again, that’s the weird part for me.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

KY has pfas and shit in it fyi. Which is bad.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What about Back Door Sluts 9?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It just didn't have the same punch as 8. 10 was a return to form, though. I would give it 3 out of 5 pink stars.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago

Make sure to leave some in the woods for future generations!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 7 points 4 days ago

If that's how it's gonna be, fuck it, I'll just get a real girlfriend. >:[

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 4 days ago

Wait, your supposed to pay for porn?