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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my dick hurts

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dick burns

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My dick cinders.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

My dick gone.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TBH that's more funny than sad

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

how about this one?

my urethra itches

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Again, sad for you only