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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

It's our fault

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

...covered in piss

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

So no head?

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago

In this economy?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Declined - Insufficient Funds

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Cylinder is stuck

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Jar vs man

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Who could forget such classics as "The piss drawer" and the "The poop sock"

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 21 hours ago

almost, almost, nevermind

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago

Girls sharing cup

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Baby shoes worn't

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

New Baby Shoes

It's a pretty mundane story.

[–] mendaciousmammaries@piefed.ca 6 points 20 hours ago

Mom said no.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Too long but:

Parachute for sale. Used. Unopened.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I tested positive

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

"Maaaaybe get tested..."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

Well, at least one thing in life going positive

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[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

11 is more than 3 😡

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s no fart.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Today is Monday.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Trump won. Fuck.

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Humanity killed earth.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Humans kill everything.

Also

Humans fuck everything.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Humanity killed humans.

Earth will be fine

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[–] Gigdragon@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I can't sleep

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Taxes are due.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

*overdue

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

A sad story

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Hiroshimas per second.

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trump is president

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read the news

(Works whether it's pronounced present or past tense!)

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[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm still here

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Carbon monoxide saturation.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Artists' names censored

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

my dick hurts

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Puppy died alone.

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