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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.

The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago

*laughs in Puerto Rican*

[–] Weydemeyer@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

two Democrat senators

They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela's congressional districts are now in Texas

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won't be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3