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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 108 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 52 points 2 months ago

He still does, but he used to too.

(sorry, mitch)

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's no longer healthy enough for Viagra

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn't belong.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Probably McDonald’s too. Yet here we are.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

There's no way his weiner still works.

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Used to?

When do you think he stopped?

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.

Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.

I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.

They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Considering the files have already made mention to both necrophilia and cannibalism of infants, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to find out Trump's name had been redacted or in a file that has yet to be released related to those incidents.

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[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you've heard this already but there's emails of them talking about eating cheese.

Users suspect it means they're eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother's milk turns to cheese inside their gut.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

People are saying. Many such stories. Sad

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.

The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

*laughs in Puerto Rican*

[–] Weydemeyer@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

two Democrat senators

They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers "colony".

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[–] keyhoh@piefed.social 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

Epstein

likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

yes, and you're a long time getting it.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They keep voting to stay away. And I don't blame them.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Did he already forget about Canada?

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't remember anything that happened before today's lunch.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 2 months ago

And even that is giving him too much credit.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And Greenland and cuba

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I think he's getting tired of having his balls nailed to the wall so he's trying for softer targets while the mid terms loom

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[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 15 points 2 months ago

What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?

Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.

It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.

[–] dansel@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (9 children)

You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.

Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

No because ICE will move in and start deporting them to El Salvador

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