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Genuinely: why???
Because we should encourage people to be smart enough to realize they're doing something dumb and ask someone to help or make sure they're doing things correctly.
The last thing we need in this world are more aggressively stupid people inordinately confident that they're doing shit right while doing nothing but fucking up.
The one thing that is bothering me a little... Like I was on my own in college at 18. While I wasn't really "taught" how to cook for myself I at least observed my mom and dad over 18 years cooking. I've seen them use baking sheets in the oven, and never just directly on the rack.
My question is where was this guy for 20 years? Was he never in the kitchen helping set the table? Emptying the dishwasher/doing dishes while mom was making dinner? Did he just disappear at all times and thought some magic genie made food?
Frequently wrong, never in doubt.
Because the fact that you're seeing this in the first place shows something deeply wrong with how people interact these days.
We should be free to make mistakes. Just because you had a perfectly predictable childhood doesn't mean everyone does. If you didn't have a perfectly predictable childhood then you need to practice some empathy.
Guy is trying to learn. That shouldn't get him posted for everyone to make fun of.
First, you don't know anything about me, what a weird thing to say.
Second, guy isn't here. Guy possibly doesn't even exist. This isn't about guy and his needs, it's about the needs of the people actually present. I don't think you are seeing through your own bullshit well enough to have actual insight into, "Why?"
Lastly, if you think this is how we meaningfully express empathy to each other, I suggest this is more about feeling like you are practicing empathy than actually practicing it in meaningful ways.
Mmk buddy, let me know when you've figured out how to remove your head from your ass.
Their name is "jerkface", I wouldnt hold your breath!
Or maybe:
Parents, make sure your kids have some basic skills in running simple household appliances like the washer and dryer, the dishwasher, and the stove.
And learning to cook simple things like boiled pasta or scrambled eggs or a baking pan of box-mix brownies, lays a foundation for more advanced cooking skills. When they get motivated (hungry), they will at least have the basic skills to cook up a pot of pasta with sauce, and maybe they'll start experimenting, and learn how to cook more advanced stuff.