this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
462 points (98.1% liked)

memes

21979 readers
2325 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

I put blue painters tape down as a visual boundary line for my dogs to learn not to cross as puppies.

Only takes a couple weeks of praise training, then the tape is gone.

If I can manage to accidentally drop a knife and cutmy foot or burn myself in the kitchen, they're fucked. I've seen a person carry a stew from stove to counter and trip over their eager pet standing behind them. It went badly for both.

It's easy to teach a cat boundaries. Praise reinforcement is the way If they're curious, let them know their curiosity is only ever rewarded by a treat given in one spot and one spot only. Otherwise put them in hi-vis and hope nothing bad happens for 14 years 🤷

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

My wife trained our cat to sit on a chair, right outside the kitchen area. Cause sometimes she just wants to hang out when my wife is cooking, so that's where she's allowed to watch from. Nobody wants a cat under your feet when you're boiling something

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Only takes a couple weeks of praise training, then the tape is gone.

Your dog experience doesn't really translate to cats...

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The MythBusters tested having things fall out of a freezer onto a dog… it wasn’t pretty.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Yep. Pets can be given the space of the world. But keeping them out of a dangerous 100 square feet spot is the least someone can do if they claim "care" for an animal.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I had a cat that refused any training. because they were a cat.

had to get rid of her because she was too much of a danger to have around with a newborn.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A cat that is a danger is a cat who doesn't feel well at all. Also cats can respect boundaries, if you respect theirs.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

sure. letting their shitty buttholes sit on my counter next to clean baby bottles is totally safe.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Don't you know the famous Cat's butthole on surfaces experiment from 2021 ?

If their butt is really full of shit they have diarrhea because you feed them bad stuff.