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[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Ok have fun with the tin foil on the counter

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The cat knows that's where the oranges are stored and avoids that area. She hates the smell.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 2 points 1 hour ago

I've tried strategically placing citrus scented candles near plants and objects to deter our young man. Unfortunately he doesn't give a shit. He was a friendly city stray that was picked up and we adopted him last year. The absolute lack of shits he has to give about anything probably helped him survive so well. No matter how convenient or inconvenient you make something, he's still going to do what he wants. At least he's not a monster, just obnoxiously friendly with no personal boundaries.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I had a cat that wanted little more than to chew on the plastic mesh bags that oranges are sold in.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

You can never predict what motivates a cat.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

I put blue painters tape down as a visual boundary line for my dogs to learn not to cross as puppies.

Only takes a couple weeks of praise training, then the tape is gone.

If I can manage to accidentally drop a knife and cutmy foot or burn myself in the kitchen, they're fucked. I've seen a person carry a stew from stove to counter and trip over their eager pet standing behind them. It went badly for both.

It's easy to teach a cat boundaries. Praise reinforcement is the way If they're curious, let them know their curiosity is only ever rewarded by a treat given in one spot and one spot only. Otherwise put them in hi-vis and hope nothing bad happens for 14 years 🤷

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

My wife trained our cat to sit on a chair, right outside the kitchen area. Cause sometimes she just wants to hang out when my wife is cooking, so that's where she's allowed to watch from. Nobody wants a cat under your feet when you're boiling something

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Only takes a couple weeks of praise training, then the tape is gone.

Your dog experience doesn't really translate to cats...

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The MythBusters tested having things fall out of a freezer onto a dog… it wasn’t pretty.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Yep. Pets can be given the space of the world. But keeping them out of a dangerous 100 square feet spot is the least someone can do if they claim "care" for an animal.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I had a cat that refused any training. because they were a cat.

had to get rid of her because she was too much of a danger to have around with a newborn.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A cat that is a danger is a cat who doesn't feel well at all. Also cats can respect boundaries, if you respect theirs.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

sure. letting their shitty buttholes sit on my counter next to clean baby bottles is totally safe.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't you know the famous Cat's butthole on surfaces experiment from 2021 ?

If their butt is really full of shit they have diarrhea because you feed them bad stuff.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Lately, a cat from the neighborhood has been stopping by my place a lot. The first thing it usually does is jump up on the counter—I don’t mind that the little guy takes his liberties. I’ve already moved everything out of the way that could be dangerous or break, and I just give it a quick wipe down once he’s had his fill. That way, we have a tacit agreement that the counter is fair game....

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you call him mr bigglesworth?

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I’ll do anything for you, Mr. Bigglesworth.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Till you get the upside down sticky paper on the counter! Your ass is gonna learn!

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You can, if you don't knock a single thing off of it.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

I like how the cup is lying on the ground in the meme. That's a no. There's only 'allow cat' or 'have knockable stuff', never both.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

She'll be up there if she wants to.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Ok ... i changed my mind

[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz -1 points 4 hours ago

Sure but I’m going to use an air horn and a water gun every time I see it.