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No, but they'll eat your corpse if you die.
Cats usually starve or escape, unfortunately.
Dogs will eat your face.
Ask your local EMT ๐คข
Are you saying dogs wouldn't?
do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?
what do I care I'm dead
Sounds eco friendly to me
I mean, both do this to be fair
Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead
-past generations on climate change
But they look so cute while doing it!
I mean they probably wouldn't by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it'd be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.
Cats won't wait until your body is cold before they start.
Well, if you like your food warm, and don't know how to operate a microwave, your options are kind of sparse.
What are you basing this on? Because everything I'm finding online says the opposite, that cats only start to eat their owner once other food sources are exhausted and they're in danger of starving.
And? I'm cool with that.
I mean, im not using it anymore and he doesnt know how long until someone finds out. More he eats, less he starves, less i stink. I say go for it
Worth the trade off tbh