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But they will let you know whether your gonna die
Cats would definitely do drugs with you.
They'll gnaw a 3ft plant down to the roots though.
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Perfect. xD
My dog would never.
This is just cataganda!
It's dogma
More like the man's best friend...
That’s probably because they used all your drugs
well, sharing is caring kind of thing
Drug sniffing dogs don't really work in most cases. They're mainly responding to cues from their handlers.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-03/fact-check-are-drug-dogs-incorrect-75-pc-of-the-time/10568410
Cats won't do that.
as I've gotten older I've come to realize almost anything is almost impossible to prove, drugs, bombs, blood splatter, ballistics... it's all just horse shit
so maybe they're not cops... just bootlickers who fall for copaganda?
They're good boys who have been corrupted by opportunistic jerks.
Cats would rat you out on a whim if they had the skills.
They do have the skills. We can prove it.
And they don't rat. Cats don't snitch.
Unless you mean 'hunt you like a rat and murder you with alarming sadism'. Large cats will do this. They're adorable.
The dogs only find your drugs because they wanna do them with you, cuz they're your best friend.
Don't give your dog weed.
Of course not.
He likes cocaine.
Don't let them microdose cacao
No, but they'll eat your corpse if you die.
Are you saying dogs wouldn't?
do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?
what do I care I'm dead
Sounds eco friendly to me
I mean, both do this to be fair
Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead
-past generations on climate change
But they look so cute while doing it!
I mean they probably wouldn't by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it'd be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.
Cats won't wait until your body is cold before they start.
Well, if you like your food warm, and don't know how to operate a microwave, your options are kind of sparse.
What are you basing this on? Because everything I'm finding online says the opposite, that cats only start to eat their owner once other food sources are exhausted and they're in danger of starving.
I mean, im not using it anymore and he doesnt know how long until someone finds out. More he eats, less he starves, less i stink. I say go for it
And? I'm cool with that.
Worth the trade off tbh
You say that, but they will become your bestest friend when they start to sniff out truffle.
This is truly beautiful. Beautiful.