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Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
Flock camera.
Chandelier is a bit feminine
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
This is a hell of a way to discover I'm a women
I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother's.
For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). It's become a minor source of friction with my husband. I don't understand what changed.
How can I make my wife hate overhead lighting?
I hate it more than sand
The most satisfactory setup seems to be great indirect and task lighting that is just as easy to turn on and off as the overhead. Requires lighting purchases and maybe installation, and maybe "smart" switches if there aren't switched outlets or other readily accessible places for the controls, which is a barrier. As an intermediate step, a different colored (warmer white) and less bright bulb in the overhead can make it more tolerable.
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
this but unironically
I'm picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.
That's a true king's bedroom
You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Psssshhhh!!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn't even anything TO stub your toe on!
I'm just clumsy.
I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉
8500K temp and CRI of 'no' - sounds right.
Chat: I added some CTB jells but I think there are some stray violet frequencies getting through.
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming.. closets are for ladies?
Semicolon my dude
Semicolons are feminine
You joke, but that was my setup for years
I bet you're manly as fuck
Edit: also, what's heroine like?
Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh.....I dunno man. We've already established that I am very manly.
Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she's probably more manly that emo ass Batman!
Waaaah!!!! Waaaah!!!! My parents died!
Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don't see him being a little emo pussy.
Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don't talk about that one.
I'll have you know, I hate your take on Batman
It's accurate, but I'm still mad about it
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
Needs a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp
Perfect for zoom meetings
YOU'RE*
How is it so hard to get right?
Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine