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That's just wasteful. It's about 3 times more fuel efficient to hurl him into the crushing depths of Jupiter than the fires of the sun.
Tell him the surface of the moon is made out of ketamine but you got to take it fresh from the source.
It’s ok to treat yourself sometimes.
One good burst and let him go ballistic, whether or not he makes the sun isn't particularly relevant.
You still need to make sure he goes away from earth, not accidentally tumbling towards it in a few thousand years.
Do the ISS astronauts dump their waste in a decaying orbit? If so, he would just be another dehydrated turd burning up in the atmosphere on reentry.
It seems like that wouldn’t be more fuel efficient.