He can move to the surface of the sun. Just tell him it'll be cool and dark if he goes at night, he's a moron so it has a good chance of working.
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026
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That's just wasteful. It's about 3 times more fuel efficient to hurl him into the crushing depths of Jupiter than the fires of the sun.
One good burst and let him go ballistic, whether or not he makes the sun isn't particularly relevant.
You still need to make sure he goes away from earth, not accidentally tumbling towards it in a few thousand years.
He's already paying for Mars, just tell him you've solved all the safety issues and his private rocket is all ready. He can take anyone he likes with him, they just have to be able to buy their own tickets, don't want any non-billionaires along.
"I spent 500 million to buy the election and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
I tried to buy an election and all i got was jailtime! 42069
you can get Musk to leave your state with this one trick
If that does not motivate voters I don't know what will. "Healthcare? Who care? Just yeet Musk over the state lines."
Let's convince him to move to Mars but deviate his ship to run out of oxygen JUST as he pierces the sun's corona
but then how will we turn mars blue?
Onward to Florida!
Best to move somewhere very safe. One that has a space center. Like Mississippi.
Joe Rogan gonna move his comedy club to Oklahoma
I wonder if they'll be ... OK with that
Even there he’s surrounded on all sides thanks to Kansas. Florida it is!
FL senate and governor's race was closer than it's been in a while
Everyone hates this stupid fucking nerd.
we should make him feel welcome to come back to California.
I hope we get to hang him as an enemy of the state.
Can it be to the bottom of the ocean this time?
He should really go on an Oceangate ride.
Elon musk the blue maker