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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If you think investors or gamers would care that the CEO cheated on his wife, you're up for rude awakening. Everyone will keep buying the cards.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The worrying part is not the cheating, it's the spy he cheated with

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

And the smuggling of contraband that he was either ignoring or actively colluding with.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So you're saying that by cheating he increased the value of cards by finding even more buyers? Damn, shareholders are going to be mad (?)

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Until Chinese chip makers mysteriously release a GPU so comparable to modern Nvidia flagships that it completely decimates them on the open market.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't threaten me with good time

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 1 points 8 minutes ago

Are you a major Nvidia shareholder?

Must be nice

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 8 hours ago

True, but also gamers and AI enthusiasts will still buy the cards

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You're really missing the point here.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Spying itself is a nothingburger in US under Trump. US is essentially a free real estate when it comes to sensitive information, even your government is likely filled with Russian agents who report to China. If it's not spies, then gamers posting classified information to win an argument in war thunder.

[–] milbyte11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

security through obscurity is the weakest kind anyway.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

On the one hand, loose lips sink ships, but on the other hand QueefBurglar69 is confidently wrong about the effective range of the current line of tanks.