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[–] accideath@feddit.org 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I strongly suspect, I wouldn’t like whatever „music“ anon listens to either

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...

... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.

And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.

Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.

[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I definitely agree (RIP Nujabes)

More of a joke about someone calling "anime soundtracks" a genre because they're musically uncultured. I don't even like The Doors lol

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The problem with anime soundtracks is they get me excited about the source band, only to find out they don’t have any other music like it.

Had the same problem with the Blade Runner soundtrack.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Probably just a soundtrack of assorted hentai moans.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe people are still disparaging gooncore as a genre in 2025 :^(

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The mosh pits are too sticky.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My favorite comment of 2025.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That could seriously fuck though, if arranged right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And if cartoon vaginas are the only ones you’ve seen.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude. Audio. I have actually heard music that was all sampled moans. It was really good.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

White Zombie did it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give it a chance!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well they're on 4chan so they probably listen to death grips and neutral milk hotel.

[–] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It’s either those or skrewdriver and moon man shit.