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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...

... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.

And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.

Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.

[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I definitely agree (RIP Nujabes)

More of a joke about someone calling "anime soundtracks" a genre because they're musically uncultured. I don't even like The Doors lol

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

The problem with anime soundtracks is they get me excited about the source band, only to find out they don’t have any other music like it.

Had the same problem with the Blade Runner soundtrack.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Probably just a soundtrack of assorted hentai moans.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe people are still disparaging gooncore as a genre in 2025 :^(

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The mosh pits are too sticky.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

My favorite comment of 2025.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That could seriously fuck though, if arranged right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And if cartoon vaginas are the only ones you’ve seen.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dude. Audio. I have actually heard music that was all sampled moans. It was really good.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

White Zombie did it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Give it a chance!