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[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 72 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (6 children)

If we could make a new political party, and just call it the American people's party, and make it a genuine party for genuine people, I feel like Keanu should be the parties nominee for president, followed by Jon Stewart

If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

Most people wouldn't want a vindictive, lying, cheating, could raping, fraud with no actual talent, skill, strategy, or empathy as a boss.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

And people will 100% tell you that "you're throwing your vote away".

[–] village604@adultswim.fan -1 points 5 hours ago

Because of the way our election system is set up, you are.

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Keanu's Canadian, so.... You could become the 11th province?

(this is meant as light-hearted ribbing aimed at someone who clearly wants to see their country go in a better direction, I hope it's taken as such)

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I would totally sign onto that if my taxes get me healthcare

Honestly, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois are waaaaayyyy closer to joining Canada than you'd think

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately or unfortunately, Canada isn't ready to accept them. It would require a major change to our Constitution, and opening that can of worms for major revisions isn't going to happen (history with Quebec, they never signed on the first time and were forced into it, two attempts to renegotiate failed, they had three referenda on separating from Canada...)

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Ok, Quebec and Texas get to succeed to Quebexas, we get a much less incompetent and slightly less evil government, you no longer get subjected to America's extremely normal foreign policy. I see no problems here.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How do you install the wormhole?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 8 hours ago

They're both connected to the ocean, its like the former continental US and Alaska.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

QUEBEXAS XD that got me rolling LMAO

[–] shadow2@startrek.website 2 points 18 hours ago

Take me too! (Washington)

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Sawn Fein, Uaw boss.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I like the idea, but, join APP seems like maybe not the best acronym.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's better than the American Socialist Society.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Join ASS!

It does have a ring to it.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Either join APP or have ASS! If they've aroused your curiosity, check their websites! Just google ASS site!

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Instructions unclear.

Now I have a human centipede.

It does indeed have a ring

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

That mascot is taken

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I've thought that too, but then again, in a near future where any opposition ideology may be persecuted, it would actually be an ideal acronym. It would be confusing for AI to parse when the usage is entirely context based. The false positives would ruin anything collected

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

lol I don’t think dystopic ai surveillance is going to meaningfully ruined by an acronym

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

And there's the chant

You down with A-P-P?

Yeah you know me!

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 18 hours ago

What is this pro-Keanu propaganda?

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 22 hours ago

Well, farmers want a city slicker.