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[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Whilst obviously not as atrocious as being in the Epstein files, Keanu did appear on pseudo-archeologist Graham Hancock’s “Ancient Apocalypse” who has been shitting a load of pseudoscience into current discussion about archaeology and ancient civilisation.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

So we're a lot of legit scientists, who later said Graham Hancock manipulated the meaning of what was said through editing, or outright misrepresented them by surrounding what was said with a different context.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 7 hours ago

I blame that on his agent doing a bad job vetting the gig

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

was it on purpose or was it like when kate mulgrew unknowingly did voiceover for a geocentrism documentary?

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why Keanu Reeves Is In Ancient Apocalypse Season 2, Explained by Graham Hancock

Hard to say with absolute certainty as I can’t find anything about him outright speaking against it after appearing in it, but with the smallest amount of due diligence you can find out easily what sort of man Graham Hancock is.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Flint Dibble's debate in Joe Rogan was the desconstruction I needed to see to completley break the spell. Grahams stories really sparked my imagination and since I know very little about archeology, it was easy to not be more skeptic about his claims.

Also looking at Grahams past interviews you can clearly see that he is a doomsday grifter.

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Graham should have been writing books and make movies, maybe. I can tell that his theories are factually better than that indiana jones movie with the crystal skull. Unfortunately, he believes in them. His ancient apocalypse concept would have made a fine fantasy setting.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

Exactly! He would be a good fiction writer, instead he's a grifter

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 111 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

9 mentions in the files: 1 story about someone stealing his watches, 1 matrix joke, 1 mention of 47 Ronin, the rest are duplicates of promotional material for an acting class listing him as a former student.

Phew, looks like he's clear.

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Whats the best way to search the documents for a specific name?

[–] ByteMe@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I think they are in a pdf or docx format so just Ctrl f I suppose

[–] Biffsbraincell@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago

I was hoping if he was in there it was like Norman Finkelstein was, but this is okay too.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 72 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

If we could make a new political party, and just call it the American people's party, and make it a genuine party for genuine people, I feel like Keanu should be the parties nominee for president, followed by Jon Stewart

If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

Most people wouldn't want a vindictive, lying, cheating, could raping, fraud with no actual talent, skill, strategy, or empathy as a boss.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you vote for the person you would want to be your boss, the country would be a lot better off.

And people will 100% tell you that "you're throwing your vote away".

[–] village604@adultswim.fan -1 points 3 hours ago

Because of the way our election system is set up, you are.

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Keanu's Canadian, so.... You could become the 11th province?

(this is meant as light-hearted ribbing aimed at someone who clearly wants to see their country go in a better direction, I hope it's taken as such)

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I would totally sign onto that if my taxes get me healthcare

Honestly, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois are waaaaayyyy closer to joining Canada than you'd think

[–] egerlach@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately or unfortunately, Canada isn't ready to accept them. It would require a major change to our Constitution, and opening that can of worms for major revisions isn't going to happen (history with Quebec, they never signed on the first time and were forced into it, two attempts to renegotiate failed, they had three referenda on separating from Canada...)

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Ok, Quebec and Texas get to succeed to Quebexas, we get a much less incompetent and slightly less evil government, you no longer get subjected to America's extremely normal foreign policy. I see no problems here.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How do you install the wormhole?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

They're both connected to the ocean, its like the former continental US and Alaska.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

QUEBEXAS XD that got me rolling LMAO

[–] shadow2@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago

Take me too! (Washington)

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

Sawn Fein, Uaw boss.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I like the idea, but, join APP seems like maybe not the best acronym.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It's better than the American Socialist Society.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Join ASS!

It does have a ring to it.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Either join APP or have ASS! If they've aroused your curiosity, check their websites! Just google ASS site!

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Instructions unclear.

Now I have a human centipede.

It does indeed have a ring

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

That mascot is taken

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I've thought that too, but then again, in a near future where any opposition ideology may be persecuted, it would actually be an ideal acronym. It would be confusing for AI to parse when the usage is entirely context based. The false positives would ruin anything collected

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

lol I don’t think dystopic ai surveillance is going to meaningfully ruined by an acronym

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

And there's the chant

You down with A-P-P?

Yeah you know me!

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 16 hours ago

What is this pro-Keanu propaganda?

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[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 38 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

There's probably quite a few famous people in the Epstien files who were just paid to make an appearance or speech or similar at an event before he was infamous...

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

He wanted to play music with his band at my family business. We have a capacity for only 60 people or something small like that. He was so full of himself, he was offended we said no. He wanted to bring in 100 people, causing us to break the law and safety of our guests. Then I think he called us foolish or dumb or something. I forget because it’s been about 20 years or so. I couldn’t believe it.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy had a real fetish for surrounding himself with smart people, especially considering he was (based on the evidence in the files that have been released so far) a remarkably dumb person.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 16 hours ago

It's as if a well-connected person knows/communicates with a lot people. Weird to call social networking a fetish.

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