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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 4 points 43 minutes ago

I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!

[–] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

Game where you don't kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

So he had a meeting with a soccer player then?

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Concussion-ball has a nice ring to it.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

"NFL stuff" works

I can't remember the last time I watched NFL stuff

Just call it "Handegg"

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Soccer isn't the only football it's in a group of games originally called football which includes rugby. Technically to the rest of the world NFL style football is gridiron football.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Let me guess, the "Foot Force"

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 10 points 3 hours ago

Ah yes maximum chaos

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh yeah think of all the "soccer? I barely knew 'er" jokes we could make

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 hours ago

The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it "Ovalteen". That's gold Gerry! That's gold!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

Lemme guess: He wants to call it Trumpball, right?

He's acting like he's just spit balling here, but we all know that after a bit of discussion in the media, it will "suddenly" occur to him on camera, that a good name might be Trumpball. Mike Johnson will immediately begin legislation, Vance will clutch his pearls at any resistance to what is obviously the only reasonable name, Bondi & Patel will threaten in investigate anyone who doesn't go along, and Schmuck Schumer will make a weak speech that nobody will ever hear because the media won't care what he has to say, because he never says anything important.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Gets a bribe from fifa, "we need to change the name of this sportsing"

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago

For a moment I thought he was having a rare moment of clarity, but no, he was having a common moment of corruption

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Trump has always been hurt that he couldn't buy a sports team. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills years ago but it failed.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

And the reason he couldn't have a team? Because all the other rich owners, the guys whose club he so desperately wants to be a part of, hate his guts, and want nothing to do with him, so they've iced him out of pro team ownership for DECADES.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

His face looks ai

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Handeggballl.

You have to add "ball" so that we know it is a game played with a ball.

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

I hate this dude so much can nature take its course already….

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

Thing in languages quite often don’t make much sense, but trying to correct them makes even less sense.

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Yankee rules football like afl 😝

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