Handegg, obviously.
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American forward-pass Rugby
I feel like that doesn't resolve the problem that American Football has.
This is America - we don’t solve problems, we just ignore them
I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!
National Stupid Football League, or NSFL for short!
National Stupid Football League,
May I suggest "National Stupid Football Workgroup" ? Just because the short-hand .......
NSFL sometimes stands for "not safe for life" but either is fine with me.
Finally something we can agree on.
NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.
National Handegg League, or the NHL!
Wait...
It's OK we can just rename hockey to IceStick or something
Game where you don't kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.
Well technically there's is one situation in which someone may kick the ball by foot.
Several situations. As nate bargatzi said in thar SNL skit, "There's a little kicking."
Handegg.
There is already a handball tho
Hand-rugby
American rugby-lite
So he had a meeting with a soccer player then?
They gave him a peace prize. The FIFA Peace Prize smh
Maybe we should have some people from SI give him something, so that the US will ditch those stupid units. He's got a peace prize and a jet, so something else... How about a gold helicopter with AI in it? We could have the tail rotor fitted with LEDs some it'll spell out TRUMP when flying. If we better make it good enough, maybe he'll have ICE pickup anybody using feet or fahrenheit.
Football player
Concussion-ball has a nice ring to it.
"NFL stuff" works
I can't remember the last time I watched NFL stuff
Just call it "Handegg"
Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽
Ah yes maximum chaos
Oh yeah think of all the "soccer? I barely knew 'er" jokes we could make
Finally something we can agree on.
NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.
The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it "Ovalteen". That's gold Gerry! That's gold!
Let me guess, the "Foot Force"
Gets a bribe from fifa, "we need to change the name of this sportsing"
For a moment I thought he was having a rare moment of clarity, but no, he was having a common moment of corruption
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Soccer isn't the only football it's in a group of games originally called football which includes rugby. Technically to the rest of the world NFL style football is gridiron football.
Let me interject for a moment
what you're referring to as football is in fact soccer/football, or as i have recently been calling it, soccer + football
Football is literally just whatever game is the most popular locally that involves scoring by foot.
To most of the world football is what is refered to as soccer. Rugby and american football are their own seperate thing as far as I am concerned
As far as you're concerned just not the people who made the sport or the leagues that govern them.
Lemme guess: He wants to call it Trumpball, right?
He's acting like he's just spit balling here, but we all know that after a bit of discussion in the media, it will "suddenly" occur to him on camera, that a good name might be Trumpball. Mike Johnson will immediately begin legislation, Vance will clutch his pearls at any resistance to what is obviously the only reasonable name, Bondi & Patel will threaten in investigate anyone who doesn't go along, and Schmuck Schumer will make a weak speech that nobody will ever hear because the media won't care what he has to say, because he never says anything important.
His face looks ai
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