this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

british ppl must be stopped

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

weirdshitposting?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

That's a beans cake, a bean cake would he one big bean.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

what is is wrong with this community

first corn now beans

please stop

I cant

please

stop

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

When Lemmy was in its infancy, there were beans. Now they’re back, and more magical than ever.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you want the British? Because that's how you get the British.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

British storm in

WHERES THE TOAST

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 1 points 11 hours ago

Spring the trap boys we got him!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

At least use crunched peanuts.

At least it's high in protein.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need a bean only instance so I can finally unsub from everything, stop visiting other websites, and limit my online activity to beans. Mental health here I come

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

don't make me create another community related to beans

I already have one for ovens and lemons

please don't make me make one about beans

my life

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Bean there.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

This is something you make for either a close friend or dire enemy. There is no in between.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

u genuine create a word "korn" to replace that C word...

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's just multilingual. It's german

[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Oh, really? Thanks for clearing that up , I would've thought it meant something completely different otherwise.

That's lovely.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Snap back to reality

[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

This instills an insurmountable amount of rage within me

Love it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 day ago

Happy bean day.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Liam approved

[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Always updoot the bean

[–] E0GHAN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago