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[–] Album@lemmy.ca 120 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Pop: world is broken let's ignore it

R&b: world is broken let's smash

D&b: world is broken let's dance

[–] udon@lemmy.world 81 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Techno: The world is not broken as long as we have drugs

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Trance: the world is broken and I can see it in all its kaleidoscopic majesty.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

folk metal: the world is broken, as foretold from by the Ancient Ones whom we celebrate with gut-wrenching melancholy

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Breakcore: “the world is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR b r o k eeeeeeee n”.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Shoegaze:

T̵̡̫̣̫̗̝̪̄̏͑̌̌͛̾h̷̲̻̯̬̲͓͛͆̌̍̂͊̍́̽̌̍̈̚͠͝ĕ̴̢̢̻͉̬̗̦͉̼̻̮͌̐̿͒̈̽͑́͆ͅ ̸͕͈̩̖̙͙̮̺͗̈͆̔́́̊̐͜͜w̶̡̨̢̹͇̳̗͓̔̀͛̌́̓̈͋ó̴̡̧̤͕̻͎̗͙̰̤̗̮̗͎̦̾r̴̘͇̐̎̽̇̋͛͝͠ľ̵̢̡̧̳͈̬̟͎͚̩̳̳̈́͗͑͌͋́̀̀͑͜͜d̴̨̡̨̙̲͖͉͇͙͚̦̫̞̄̊̚ ̸̡̡̝̯̮͕͚͓̆̽̇͐͊̊ǐ̷̢̙̪̝̝͉̩̳̜̯͎̋͛̀̎́͜s̴̖̣̰̞̣̼̎͌͐̇̐̆͛͛͝͠͝ ̵̧̗̳̅͋b̶̨̩̫͖̥̺͚̝͈̫͚̈̎̀̿́̾̆r̷̨͎͉͔̫̝̫̯͚̤͚̻̼͚̦̒̈̑̈́̐͗̍͋̊͠ọ̸͕̱̥͓̞̩̼̲͈̲̺̹̜̻̃̈̈́̔̑͂̀̅̀k̶̏̎͜ȩ̴̻͍͔̬̦̟̼̌̂̇̈́͘͝n̵̳̫̱̤̪̮̫͑̊́̀,̴̡̼̻͛
̶̡̬̝̠͈̱͓͈̝̮̹̫̗͂̈́̀͗͑͋̒b̸̮̲̈́̉̄̈ŗ̷̡̛̳̻̇̔̌̇̍̄̀̍̄͗́ớ̴̧̡͇̭͉͍̜͑̓̏̇́̊̐̽̓̅͘͝ͅǩ̸̡͓̮̺̻̙̳̟̺̥̘̦͉̂͂̅͋̾́̂̊͆͝è̵̜͈̦̤̙̠̱̯̊̀̉̉͆̏̿͛̌̐̚͝n̵̢̛͓̦̪̬̻̖̥̔͐́̍̍͗̈́̊̔̃̋̒͠ņ̸̛̜̠͇̭̩̰̒͑̀̈̎̉̀͂ͅn̶͙̫͕͖͚͍̝͔͗̓̈́̐ṉ̶̞̪̪̲̖̻̪̩̘͓̞̤̆̆͒͑̏̃̋͆͊̌̑͠ͅͅṉ̶̡̡̙͖͙̓͒̓̅͘͜n̴̡̖̞͖̏̈̇͐̊̈̌̅̏̀͛͘͝ņ̷̡̹̼̟̼̜̼̪̗͇̺́͐̑͝ͅn̸̖͉̬͗̌͊̈́̈́̍̕n̵͓̳̫͖͔̯͐͗̈́̿̆̐̓̀͐͋̾͝ņ̴͚̭̣̫̺͈̗̜̞̼̥͉̃̌̈̓̾͠,̴̫͇̉́͒̈́͑̐͝͝
̸̛̺̣̪́́̒͊̀̍̎̑͛̌͘͜Ț̸̨͈̯̲͓̻̜̳̤̻̝͉̱̺͑͆̈́̐̃̎h̸̛̠͔͉̜͈͍̺͚̙͔͍̩̘̀͋͐͋͜͝e̴̡̛̩͙̼̘̲͙̙̩̽̄̈́̆͂͆̊̇́͜ ̵̭͕̭̈́ẇ̷̱͛́̌ȏ̶̡͈̟̮̙̫̲̦͚͈̩̙̾͂̊̿̀͜͜r̴̞̪̯̓̒̇͗̑͌͂͘͘l̷͕̪̖̦͔̯͖̉̾̑̄̈́͂̑̂͌̒͛̆͊͜d̴̛̪̙̐̋͆͛̊̄̀̿̽͠ ̸̪̹̦̺̘̦̌̃̏̿̿́̍̃̀̓͆̕͝͠ï̶̜̭͒͒̈͋̍̂̍̃͛̉͂́͘s̷͎̲̰̕ ̶̰̐͗̽̊̌̃͌̄̓͆͜͝ͅb̴̟̠͉̺̖͇͎͗̀r̸̻̥̺͉̩͎̯͕̪͍̝͈̦͋̃͊̒̔̃ͅỏ̶̡̤̦̦̃͌̄̃̔̈́͛̇͊̊̀͘͝ḳ̵̨̹̫̘̙͚̬̥̗̱͕̩̙̕ͅé̵̝͜͝͠n̴͇̲̽̀̀́̐̈,̷̝͙͍͐̀͋̌̽̀̔͒
̴̢͍̺̟̙̮̟͍͈̮̿̏͑̈́̒͑͗̍̄͐̉͘͠͝B̸̡̧̖͕̙͓̩͎͋̓͛̿͑͒̅̎̆͝u̸̥̣̜̫̘͖͈̥̗̽͋͐̿̉͌̀͂̕t̴̢͍̯̰̭̪̝̭̤̆̊̈́̽͌͒͊̈́̅͒̾̈́͝ ̵̥̮̦̝͚͓͍̈́̿̊̆̈͆̏Ḯ̷̡̳̻̼͉̒̀͐̅̀̽̎̈̄̍͘'̷͔͓͖̮̺͓̘͇̟̺̫̀͊̀͌̈̃̔͋͐̈̑͝ͅm̸̨̹̱̘͊͒̓̓̍͛͗̌͜͠͝ ̴̧̧̝̳̗̞̼̇̾̌͘͝ͅă̷̙͚̔́͘l̶̻̆̈́̒̽́͘͜͠r̸̡̹͉̙͙̖̟͉̣̀̂̀̿̃̆̉̽͝i̶̗̮̭̖̗̓́̿͑̚͠͠͝g̸̨̡͈̥͎̹͎͚̺͑̇̆̄́̒͜ḧ̶̯̞́͂͠t̶̨̧̢̜̩̮͉̦͉̦͒̈́͑̀͑̐̈́̇́͊́͛̕͝,̸͕͙̱́̍̒͗̇̈́̈́͠

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weirdcore: World is broken so I've been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I'm delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What -core is "I haven't slept in a week for non-meth reasons so here's wonderwall" (I never learned to play wonderwall)?

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[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

D&D: world is broken let's adventure

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[–] saimen@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

Metal: world is broken and so are we.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 71 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Death Metal: RAARRRAOARAAAGHHH (booklet with the lyrics probably says "world is broken let's fuck shit up" )

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alternatively, “if you piss blood it's a symptom of kidney issues”.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

That's my buddy's grindcore combo's name!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks."

Grunge: "The world is broken, and so am I. But there's nothing we can do about it so let's just fuck."

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

“Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks.”

I always think of this song by 7 seconds of love when I read that. Pretty much sums it up.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

3/4ths of these are just punk subgenres lol

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

YOU'RE a punk subgenre >:(

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

YO MOMMA is a punk subgenre!

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She's awesome!

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

The three that are not punk itself. Emo and goth both came out of punk, and ska was fused with punk by the time of two-tone.

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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Furries: OWO Notices your broken world

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (20 children)

Open question to the floor: what is the most "Ska" song I could send to someone? Like the most iconic or the most stereotypical "Ska" a song could possibly be.

Edit: I've got some listening to do, thanks for the responses, keep them coming! I've never heard of half these bands, and while Ska isn't usually my thing I definitely vibe with some of them.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago

For the 90s ska revival, I think Reel Big Fish takes the cake for most ska-ish ska band

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0

It's not the best ska song by a country mile, but it's definitely the most ska song. At least as far as third wave goes.

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Millie Small's ‘My Boy Lollipop’ from 1964 is the original ska song that made the genre popular outside Jamaica.

Of the second-wave aka two-tone ska: The Selecter's ‘On My Radio’, Madness' ‘Night Boat To Cairo’, The Specials' ‘A Message To You Rudy’.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Streetlight manifesto is probably one of the more popular ska bands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOqenYis1iQ

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Streetlight fucking slaps. I can't name a bad song of theirs.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

We're getting a new album sometime totally soon, for real this time, and they still won't have a bad song

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To me, madness - one step beyond is definitive ska

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Varies by generation of ska.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Nu metal is bipolar. Its either "the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy" or "the world is broken and thats why im setting the whole fucking place on fire including myself"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its either “the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy”

Also, "I'm broken, here's a sad and angry song about it that has no right to be this groovy". Nu metal was/is big on introspection and personal tragedies instead of societal tragedies, though introspection =/= wisdom.

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[–] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Country: the world is broken but so is my pickup

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jazz: The world is broken and it's beautiful

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[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Ska is what plays in a 13 year old boy's head when he finds an extra mozzarella stick.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Country: the truck is broken and there is an odd beauty in family parts.

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[–] X@piefed.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Noise: lol noise

[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't realize I was ska until just now. I in fact have a trumpet and a coronet. And the first live show I ever got high at was Skankin Pickle touring Skafunkrastapunk. Somehow completely unrelated I ended up with their bass drum kick pedal about a year and a half later. I don't even listen to ska though. But the attitude is all mine!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Yo I got a sax. We just need a bass player and we got a band

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[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

trve black metal: bizarre rooster sounds

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Where is the beauty in billionaires taking over the world and fucking everybody?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In the cracks left behind where plants can still grow

A good kiss

Your baby's words

Lots of beauty to find, plenty of life to live

[–] rucksack@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sadness is rebellion

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Just different stages of grief. The world is broken. Maybe we can fix some parts of it but nobody is going to singlehandedly fix everything. Trying to fix it is the bargaining stage of grief. Being upset that you can't do anything is the depression stage. Embracing it is the acceptance stage. Can't change the world but we can change our attitude.

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