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Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?
you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they're just using the microscopes like that
Signing up for the helldivers division right now
For democracy!
I'd say it looks a little AI generated, for starters, and second I wanna ask a question. If Heaven and Hell are real, why would there be a way for living people to enter from space? I thought the only way to either place was death?
Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don't go anywhere.
And here I was, thinking that I won't see shitposts on this community
So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.
Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he's gay and deep in the closet
he's deep in something but I doubt it's a closet...
What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?
"There is a good Christian inside you".
(Was sagt der Pfarrer zum Ministranten? Es steckt ein guter Christ in Dir.)
"Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".
Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.
Oh look, it's the legendary vaganus.
I came from a place so similar to this.
Nah he just calls it hell because it's older than 18.
I'm suddenly hungry again.
Can I suggest fish tacos?
I'll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.
This one looks like a hybrid of both
Would
I'd hit it. 🥵
good thing I already reserved my place in hell for laughing at a 9/11 meme!
I'm sorry
This is where baby universes come from.
I can't save this if it'll show up in my media roll
NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.
Sorry guys but this is hell vulva nebula.
I’m not googling that.
That nebula sure looks quiffy
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!
- Slick Rick, 1985.
That only looks like the tip
It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang