"Your dasher crashed, but based on his tracking, he's still crawling towards you. This could induce some delay. If you go meet him on the way, you can get a rebate on your tipping fees!"
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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Sir you can't be on this side of the police tape. Are you are related to the deceased?
No, but I'm just going to snag my Mickey Donalds right quick and I'll be out of your way.
Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?
Is this a late stage capitalism?
👨 🫴🦋
No lats stage would have you, the person whom ordered the food, responsible for the gig workers hospital stay - as you are their employer.
it would probably be more along the lines of you having to pay potentially lost profits directly to the company, while the driver has to pay his own bills... and the driver has to pay for potentially lost profits too
Click here to begin crowdfunding your dasher's ER visit.
Always has been
No seriously, the term "late stage capitalism" is so old, it has existed longer than capitalism exited before its coinage. So if this really is the last stage, this last stage is already longer than the stages before were.
No, looks like a man releasing a butterfly to me.
"Would you like to call an UberAmbulance?"
Ahem, an Ubulance.
Oopsie woopsie. It wooks wike your uwu dwiwu was in a wiwwy bad caw cwash. Would you wike to caw an ambuwance?
Too expensive, I think I'll go with a Waymo Autonombulance. The Dasher can do self-CPR
This is fake?
It was. But now, if the idea makes it to the right executive...
The real nightmare is you can't even tell anymore.
It had me until the flower button. Doordash would never
my exact feelings, I am more horrified at the fact that I am still not sure if this is fake or not (without actual fact checking ofcourse)
It may be the one dude that does nothing but come up with dystopian UIs
Dystopian? Or just the beta version?
This particular image may be, but this is a real thing that happens of the dasher is in a wreck while completing your order.
0.3 away
Away what? Apples? Eggs?
0.3 “inspect element”s away from you
.3 of a delivery, duh.
As in, they were .7 of the way done when they crashed.
Most well universally known measurement system is likely light years, so probably that
The SI base unit for length is the meter, so they crashed 30cm (12 inches) away from you.
0.3 away from yous
Seeing as everything else in the notification seems to be about money, I'm guessing 0.3 dollars.
Surprised they didn't suggest getting another delivery driver for half price to bring it the rest of the way.
You can send flowers to the hospital room tho
Denny's
Texas Ave
Miles.
Yep. Looks like College Station, Texas.
Jfc yeah name a road after your state.
Although there's an Uruguay Avenue in Montevideo so 🤷
Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.
club soda does wonders.
iykyk
At least there's still a chance for profit, just got to sell some flowers
Your flower delivery driver crashed 0.3 away from your food delivery driver. He can still crawl through the fog of pain to the flowers but they might be fucked up beyond all recognition.
Send chocolates to your flower delivery driver's hopsital room!
Did you tip?
Nah I'm against the tipping culture
Me too but unfortunately I live in America, so unless it's takeout I tip
Even on non-takeout, I still won't tip sometimes. It's mental how some counter service places are asking for tips. I begrudgingly tip if the person actually does something service related (like bringing me my food), but if I have to do the work to get my order, I don't tip.
I'm not going to punish the service workers for the shitty hyper-capitalist exploitation that is tipping culture
Even in states without subminimum wages, the wage is still usually not a livable one
Don't misunderstand me, I still tip at places where tipping makes sense, like a restaurant or something.
But I'm not going to subsidize every business' payroll just because they found out they can enable a tip prompt on their POS. Like, I don't need to tip every store that has workers making food, especially if they all stay behind the counter.
Maybe that makes me an asshole, but I'm not tipping every business just because they ask for one.
Nah - put the whole thing in, not just the tip.
I can't feel a difference...?
This looks like a Soren mockup.