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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 115 points 2 days ago (7 children)

How do i delete an image from my brain

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 2 days ago

Drink that trough of vodka

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Find a worse one.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Well the first step is upvoting it. I'm not sure what the second step is, but just go ahead and start on step one until step two is clearly defined.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. Hit head on desk.
  2. If image persists, return to step 1.
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 day ago

Ah, a recursive solution. Elegant!

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Bat to the head.

I like to imagine every uncomfortable thing like a dr seuss character. It should work.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh thats nasty. A keyboard without a numpad? really?

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really like the idea of compact keyboards but like... I can't imagine not having my numpad, so I guess it just isn't meant to be.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

many enthusiast keyboards are “tenkeyless” precisely because the numpad is too far from the home row to be actually useful when you get efficient typing patterns worked out

i have a tenkeyless and use programmers dvorak (which is honestly imo pretty brain dead for its use of the num row and still is “fine” for numbers): you get used to it very quickly, and typing numbers with the numpad as an efficiency improvement is more than made up for by using both hands on the num row, and by it being far closer to the home row

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Some keyboards let you hold down a FM key to use some normal keys as a numpad, but not enough.

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How do they move diagonally in a roguelike game?

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

With HJKLYUBN unlike these modern savages with their arrow keys.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do they fly, or efficiently enter strings of numbers?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Num row is plenty efficient. It takes some practice but is probably more efficient for typing mixed strings of letters and numbers, which is more common than long strings of numbers. As for flying, I dunno, same way anyone flies. Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Num pad is much faster for clean numbers than num row because you can use the thumb on zero, allowing you to use all 5 fingers without ever moving the hand.

However the secret to achieve true mad man number typing speeds is to use both hands. Num row is for the left hand. Num pad is for the right hand.

This can be optimized by positioning your left hand on 1 to prepare yourself for Benford's Law which tells us that a majority of numbers start with 1.

Actual numbers also includes many zeros (but rarely starts with one). The fat zero key on num pad has room for two fingers, just saying.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Eight fingers with both hands vs four and a dedicated thumb for zero? The number of fingers isn't the limiting factor anyway. Like I said, if you're not typing exclusively numbers, the numrow is fine because it allows you to type numbers and letters without repositioning your hands.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

actually one of my grandparents was a typist at an accounting firm, and apparently num row is far more efficient for numbers in generally because you use 10 fingers and your thumbs are close to your “new home row” (aka the number row while you’re typing numbers), and whilst possible you’d never use both hands in the num pad because it’d be awkward and probably damaging to your wrists, and you’re rarely typing just numbers so having the num row closer to the home row is part of the efficiency calculation

… if we’re being pedantic, which we absolutely are

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I tried it and agree that's that grossest thing here.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 26 points 2 days ago

unsubscribe

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 day ago

the FNAF video on the screen 💀

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

Top tier shit post

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ok but... what the fuck is on the screen?

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

FNAF Erotica, I think

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nevermind that, what's in the glass? Water? Vodka?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

The Lorax runs Arch.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

c/unixsocks will enjoy this one

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this is you, I applaud your dedication.

[–] Cantaloupe@fedioasis.cc 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

that TV is a prime candidate for /tvtoohigh and also needs its own sub/comm for /tvwaaaaaytooclose, despite the mild “improvement” to the original image

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

My brain broke of everything going on in the pic

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago

Incredible. Looking forward to following your future endeavours

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

10/10 shitpost

You gotta respect committing to the bit that hard...

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have that same keyboard.

Or had. My wife absconded with it.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...perhaps that's your wife?..

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That would be impressive.

[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did Chewbacca get drunk and play with the trimmer?

Strimmer more like.

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Hated This Trend and hate it even more now

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sir! Bravo!

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago

When I get bored in the shower, I have better ways to amuse myself